Melanius Mullarkey

This.

Come on, RN. You're our "Ross King" reporting from the states on all this speculation. Go find Johnny and tell us whats happening.

Or Swarleys mum?? 9/10. Would bang. IMHO.

Would need to see a photo of Nicole first tbh. Or her mum. Not fussed.

Great advice for all junkies, alkies and gambling addicts.

It wasnt Hawick so shagging could well be the answer here, your Eminence,

Uber Hipsters.

I think even hungry Africans would have laughed off a 2017 iPad tbf

Cut the green then the blue. Or is it blue first then green?

Christ he havers a lot of shite.

Is that Don Hutchison that used to pull on a Scotland jersey?

Morelos.

I’m scared to google Beijing Banquet tbh.

Woman banned from Walmart for going round drinking wine from a Pringles can. Fair play tbf. https://www.ajc.com/news/national/woman-banned-from-walmart-after-riding-cart-while-drinking-wine-from-pringles-can-police-say/pUtXPnUokStQiaJLC0FE1O/ Texas. Yeeehaaa.

Some of the wives look like him as well. When he was in Some Like It Hot obvs.

The milk to cereal ratio fiasco has arisen again. Went into the kitchen this morning to be confronted by a bowl, practically 80% filled with milk. ”what’s that” says I. ”my finished cereal” says she. ”there’s probably half a pint of milk in that bowl. How much cereal did you Have?” Says I. ”just a couple of spoon fulls, wasn’t really hungry to be honest. “ She says. “And you used about half a pint of milk just to lightly coat the 10 Cheerios you had, I take it?” Says I. She walks off in a huff.

Heard the Chinese have discovered a shark fanny on the dark side. Apologies, I meant to get back to on this one earlier. Wid.

Be funny if Ole pipped the grinning gimp to the title tbf.

It’s ok, I hate everyone equally.

I’ll put hummus on literally anything tbh. Had some on Cornish Wafers earlier.

Nobody done the Walking Away Football joke yet?

Remember he’s in Australia now so the time goes backwards down there.

Still, at least he’s not a racist like you, Bob.

Mods FFS

If you notice , the wee quine is laughing cos her dress is caught on a nail sticking oot the Pittodrie wa. Fit a fash.