johnthebaptistist

In layman's terms, single wheels are mainly 'outies' so the axle hub fits nicely in to it. On double wheel axles the inner wheels are 'outies' and the outer wheels are 'innies' so that both wheels can be bolted to the hub easier, you would need some rather long wheel nuts to connect them in any other set up.

Well worth the effort, I got mine done last year. Before and after.

Waking up and absolutely bursting for a slash but laying there waiting until your bladder is on the verge of exploding and holding your toilet parts until the end goes blue, worse than childbirth apparently.

god, jesus and allah, I know they have a bit of global popularity but I just don't get it, talentless puddle drinkers IMHO

I think the Rohingya folk would have a go, that's if they had access to milkshakes

Very strange reflection on the T.V.

Falkirk, good luck with nom nom nom

An old friend of mine was on it years ago for a paternity test, he was the winner as the kids were proven to be his. The mother then took him to court to get money off him, he won this also as it was discovered she was a bit of a mad junkie and he got custody of the kids. He still has a VHS of it.

A childs go-kart

Lego Technic

MSM ? Mainstream Media, 2 words not three. Thanks

Yes, birds do have tails. If they didn't then flight would be a very messy affair for them.

M4 - Second Severn Crossing M48 - Severn Bridge A4 - Batheaston Bridge A15 - Humber Bridge A19 - Tyne Tunnels A38 - Tamar Bridge A41 - Mersey Tunnels - Queensway A57 - Dunham Bridge A59 - Mersey Tunnels - Kingsway A477 - Cleddau Bridge A533 - Mersey Gateway A3025 - Itchen Bridge

Cyclists do my oversize manboobs in, for the following reason. As a motorcyclist I had to buy a proper helmet, gloves, leathers and boots, then I sat my C.B.T. then I sat my 'big' bike test. I bought a motorbike, MOT'd it, taxed it and insured it. That's the route I had to take to get on the road. Mr. Cyclist just needs to walk into a toy/ charity shop buy/ steal a bike and that's him on the road. If i'm in a good mood I like to pull along side them and pretend I'm pedalling, turns them into seething spittle bubblers.

I had a CBR 600 as my first proper bike, a good learner with more than enough power to keep me happy. Spent a lot of time watching Keith Code vids to improve my riding.

I have two corn snakes, Spongebob Snakepants and Cheesehead Brownpants

I'm contemplating sacking one of our employees, I have two to pick from. Question is, in this modern age is rock, paper, scissors or the tossing a coin acceptable to pick between them ?

Found out this morning i'm going to be a grandad in October, i'm sure my son and his girlfriend just assumed my gender, do they need reporting ?

Prisoners around 1944 working at a Siemens factory in KZ Bobrek, a subcamp of Auschwitz concentration camp.

Those lazy obese sub humans that "walk" around supermarkets using a shopping trolley as a support mechanism for their hideous bodies. If you can't support your own bodyweight when shopping for your chicken dippers, then it's time you removed yourself from life.

Get yourself on Mumsnet ya big blouse

Wid

Dyslexics are teople poo

My current favourite is to change their language settings when they leave their PC unattended, mainly Chinese or Russian does the trick