I Saw a pink nissan car at the fort today. It had a pink ribbon on the bonnet with "donna" in white letters in front of it. the whole of the inside of the car was more or less pink as well. Words fail me.
Dont get me started. I tore the wife to shreds tonight. She "checked in" on the bus. On a road. About 5 minutes away from the house. Oh and she's up the stairs, no speaking to me. Someone she knew died yesterday, and she said "i only saw her last week", to which i responded with "was she dead when you saw her?"
Idiots on facebook / twitter who insist on giving you live weather updates - "omg, it's raining!" aye cheers, you've just saved me from having to look out the window.