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  1. philpy
    I've decided to apply for a job at the belhaven brewery. It's for the best.
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    Sky are idiots. When we moved house we were told we could get a free multiroom box, checked the bill today, they have charged us for the box, and despite 3 phone conversations with 3 different advisors today, they are still adamant that we should pay it. Hiya virgin media!!
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    Fook me, its tommy Cooper!!
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    Thinly sliced sandwich steaks grilled, topped with grated cheese and sliced onion, stuck in the grill again until the onions melted in with the cheese, and put on 2 slices of bread, with mustard.
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    Lichtie23, its fuckin MACARONI cheese, what's this mac pish aboot??
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    Pah, all this pizza nonsense, I suggest that you all get your backsides to Asda and purchase a "Hungry Joes" beefy burrito bake. now THAT had a kick to it.
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    Sounds like they are treating you like a kid a bit there keith, was it your fault??
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    We had cold callers at the door teh other week, it was a nice day so we left the door open, they knocked the door and I shouted that i wasnt interested, and instead of walking away they had the cheek to shout " you don't even know why we are here"
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    Spam you say??
  10. philpy
    It's a human pint of Guinness!!!
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    Jesus f**k BD, I'm gutted to hear that man, as jambomikey says, stay positive. And here's me moaning about sky......
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    Aaargh, damn phone, sorry folks!! Anyway, they didn't phone back, and the wife rang again, and was told there was no record of the phone call last night. 3 different people, 3 different excuses. Shower of fuckin shite.
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    The wife phoned back, they told us they couldnt guarantee that time slot, which is no good as she is backshift, and we were told that they would phone us back today at 11.30
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    I'm ready lose the rag with sky. A bt engineer came out yesterday to install the phone and internet, but he couldnt get access to the telegraph pole as it is in someones garden at the end of the block. They told us they would get someone back out on Friday at 1pm, providing they could get access to the pole, which had been agreed with the resident. When
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    When we moved house, we set up a three month redirection with royal mail, and they keep putting a sticker with the new address over the name of whoever the letter is meant for. Idiots.
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    How pixie Lott managed to crack the world of Music, I'l never quite no. Her songs sound like they were written by a 5 year old, and she cannot sing live worth a f**k.
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    Had a cracking plate of scampi and chips last night.
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    Don't get me started, I had £250 worth of overtime wiped out by £270 of tax.
  19. philpy
    The wife cannot seem to grasp the fact that a wardrobe is not called a "wardrope".
  20. philpy
    The guy on the right in enigmas pic from dusk looks very much like denzil dexter from the fast show.
  21. philpy
    Dog walkers at Portobello - y u no keep dogs on lead at car park???
  22. philpy
    Athelete's foot. I've been wakened twice during the night with it, and I've near enough taken the skin off 3 of my toes.
  23. philpy
    Delivery drivers. A customer ordered 3 roof windows and 3 of the flashings that come with them. The pallet he had them on the lorry broke, so he re-stacked them on another pallet. But with the heavy windows on top of the alumimium flashings. The result?? broken flashings and one very unhappy customer. What a tit.
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    Wigan
  25. philpy
    Women are so daft sometimes. "Il need to put a photo of the new house on Facebook", aye hen, you'd be just as well to invite any potential burglars to the housewarming as well then eh???!!!
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