philpy

Which paper was it in?

Whoops! cheers for pointing that out, post edited!

Someone was murdered outside a pub last night in musselburgh, and another man seriously injured. The reason? they were in the wrong place at the wrong time. The accused was refused drink in the pub, and him and an accomplice can back with hammers and attacked the poor lads. One of my wife's closest pals knew the guy, everyone is in bits. Jambomikey, if you read this you might have heard of the accused, im not gonna name him on here, for legal reasons obviously.

Bulmer's original. Then i'l be moving on to some jack daniels and coke, asda are doing the tins with the mixer for 5 for a fiver.

Home-made burgers with red onion, coriander, and black pepper. Topped with melted brie and bacon, served on a large bap.

Nice big casserole dish full of stew and veg is cooking away nicely in the oven

^^ verge of tears.

Belhaven best. That shall be followed by a bottle of "bitburger", and i've also got a bottle of tasmanian beer (cant mind its name!) in the fridge, and of course the best pub snack, scampi fries!

Nice one, whereabouts is your local mate? we usually go to staggs or the levenhall arms Edited to add - it's sad that he cant enjoy a night out in glasgow, you'd think the idiots what he's been through and put the daft stuff aside.

The asda store at leith. They dont sell mortons rolls, but the one up at the jewel does.

In an alan partridge stylee, i'm having a bottle of directors'

Belhaven "80 shilling", which i'm not really enjoying, then it'l be on to either brains, london pride or director's bitter.

Sky. They have fecked up our bills from the end of may, they tell us one thing, then when we check it on sky active, its fine! :blink They have offered us a measly £27 compensation for something that wasnt our fault!

gaymers pear cider.

Did you go to fort kinnaird?? we did, the wife wanted a pair of trainers from chav sports direct, i forgot about the next sale, took feckin ages to get parked

Lichtie, i'm not trying to be funny, but i really think you should take a break from here for a bit mate. You're not doing yourself any favours with anyone, and you're only digging a bigger hole each time you post. To have a very cheap dig at keith (and his wife) is really shit. I hope you've had the decency to apologise to keith, how would you feel if something along the same lines happens to you a few years down the line, maybe ending up in you losing your home possibly? seriously mate, sort yourself out give yourself a very big shake.

Quarter pounder with doner meat and chips, washed down with a large tin of irn-bru.

The thunder and lightning, not forgetting the torrential downpour, that hit edinburgh today. A flooded road meant a detour via colinton and oxgangs then eventually on to the city by-pass, putting an extra 25 minutes on my journey home. According to the radio, some cars were even floating away in morningside!

Some teams have announced their fixtures, including cardiff, who host fife on boxing day, feck that for a journey! there is a caps/flyers derby on hogmany, should be a good 'un.

For some strange reason i though i'd drive throught town tonight after work just to get used to it. Bad move. Headed along fountainbridge, then down towards holyrood, planning to go round by the park, but i forgot teh royal garden party was on, thus ensuing i could'nt go any further than the dynamic earth place. Ended up having to turn back, up towards the commy pool, round by cameron toll, along by peffermill, through duddingston, down to porty to drop a workmate off, then home to musselburgh. Took over a bloody hour!

King rib supper from the north berwick fry, in errrrmmm, north berwick!

Pint tins of carlsberg.

I had 4 sausages, which i cooked until nearly done, then covered them with grated cheese, covered it with broken-up oatcakes, topped with more cheese, drizzled with honey, then put it back in the oven until the cheese was melted. Different, but lovely all the same!

Here we go again - the usual detractors slating a player before he's even pulled on a rovers jersey. For god's sake, give the lad a chance. Ok, his stats might not make for great reading, but at the end of the day, the game is played on grass, not paper.