philpy

LOOOOUUUUUUDAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!1!

"my super sweet 16" on MTV. spoilt little 15 year olds who get horses and range rovers for their birthdays. It's just wrong on so many levels.

Im bored as f**k. We've had one sale all day, and that was at 9.40 this morning.

Got a couple of bets on for musselburgh today. Might take a walk down to watch for a bit, i only live 5 minutes away. f**k paying in though, i can watch from across the road!

People that dont realise that you maybe cant text them back because you have no credit

Nope, Lothian buses.

Some wee p***k threw an egg at me from a car whilst i was standing at the bus stop tonight. Thankfully it didnt hit me, but what's the fuckin point? P.s sorry to hear that monster, i think i read about it in the paper last week. Why does god always take the good folk? i cant wait for the day some junkie p***k gets flattened by a bus

I thought you were still waiting on electricity?

saturday's acca of peterborough, wycombe, grimsby, raith and leicester returned £32.55 from £3.00.

Tenner treble on scuntphorpe, grimsby, and chesterfield returned £71.25. Oh, and i won £220 on the ladbrokes slots. Jolly good day!!

She appears to look permanetly frightened.

I hope you're not one of those dafties that run up escalators, if you want to run, use the fuckin stairs!!

Bit of a long shot, but if anyone on here plays, or knows anyone that plays, ice or roller hockey, i am selling a complete kit. It includes nike shorts, black nike helmet, shoulder harness, leg guards, elbow pads, 2 right handed sticks, large kitbag, and a pair of bauer vapor size 8 rollerblades. Looking for around £50 for the lot.

Grab the phone off her and then get fired in about her then.

People that ages too choose a valentines card. I was in asda tonight and the card was mobbed by datf women that seemed to pick up and look at nearly every bloody card on the shelves, while at the same time block anyone else's path with their trolleys. There are other folk who want to buy cards as well, you inconsiderant twats!!

So you've just told us what is wrong with you, and what you are, in three words. That's smashing.

Yer maw will require special treatment soon son. She won't be able to walk by the time i'm finished with her.

Fife council. Me and me fiancee have been commuting between kirkcaldy and musselburgh for the last 2 years, and just under a year ago we put our name on the housing list for kirkcaldy, and today i read an article in the local press claiming that over 100 council properties in kirkcaldy are lying empty as no-one wants them because they "dont like the area" surely folk like myself who just want a place of their own regardless of the area should be bumped a bit higher up the list now?

I've just been playing the "deal or no deal" game on the paddypower website. I only needed one box to bag myself £250,000. I rather fuckin stupidly decided to swap the boxes. If i had kept my original box i would have been in the money.

Raith. I should learn not to back my own team. They were the only team that let me down on a £5 acca that would have paid just over £50. The other teams were coventry, fulham, hearts, and dundee utd, who all of course won

Cheers debs. What's pissing me off about it is that i'm a strict diet and fitness regime and it's limiting me in what i can i do in terms of exercise. I'm kind of sceptical about about acupuncture, my mum triefd it once but it didnt help her. Saying that, folk react to it different ways, so it could be worth considering.

Sciatica. The lower part of my back is in fuckin agony and the top of my legs are aching. Someone recommend swedish massage therapy to me, but it's £35 a session!

If it makes you feel any better dunc, i won £389 on 888 bingo last year. Oh, and i see your old man has won 2 tickets for the next home game because his mug is in the fife free press

You look uncannily like the bassist from the kaiser chiefs.

The weather. It's torrential here