philpy

Got fuckin paid off this morning.

Austrailia - The manics . Tune.

Everyone was sent home early from work today for the 4th time in 7 days because we are very quiet, not a good omen methinks

Gonnae say "jobby" big yin!

lol

You reckon? personally i think the hobbit ruined it. im gonna watch "the firm" in a bit, thats a decent hooligan film.

Joe dolce - shaduppa your face

Harassing and bullying? did it not for one second enter your mind that coup's comment could have been one of sarcasm or was meant as a joke?

Stop making a spectacle of yourself.

I got bumped

Correct me if im wrong, but im sure i read somewhere a while back (on here maybe, but i aint too sure) that the reason people have those signs in their cars it can act as helpful information for the emergency services if they attend a crash and see a baby on board sign the first thing they would do would to be to check if the child was ok.

I watched "dirty sanchez - the movie" last night. Pure madness, so it was. In one of the scenes, "pancho" has liposuction and one of the other guys has to drink the blood/guts combo that was sucked out of him. I apologise to anyone who is eating their breakfast whilst reading this.

Me too, should be a good 'un

I've not had a day off sick since last year, cheeky nyaff.

Gets on my nerves when folk say things like that , "why were you off yesterday, there's nothing wrong with you" Aye, what are you, a fuckin doctor?

7/10 for that shite?

*runs away scared*

Has this thread turned into an nhs helpline all of a sudden?

What horrible weather we are having tonight. I wouldn't even consider sending my slave to the shop for beer in those conditions.

Just had a wee think about what you said there gaz, you might be right i think. Sorry, its been a long day

It is a strange one gaz, im still trying to get my head round it. We had a team meeting before the end of the shift, and we were told that an investigation will take place, and also that she has 2 slipped discs in her back as a result of the incident. There have been been a couple of rumours going around, including one saying that she also did it to get more time off. Personally i think if thats her attitude towards the company then they should bring someone else to do her job.

Safety issues come into the bonus as well for some reason stewarty, its a complicated matter, we are an american-owned company and the yanks seem to do everthing a different and complicated way. One of the lads tried to stop a pallet with valueable goods from toppling over at xmas time and hurt his back and was disciplined, and we lost our bonus then as well. And as for you not belivieng that the woman did it on purpose, belive me stewarty, the woman seems to have permanent PMT and takes the huff at the slightest thing.

Our manager was doing interviews at the time, and for some reason wasnt made aware of the incidents until later.

My nag for the day - We have a quarterly performance-related pay scheme at work. We also have a stupid daft woman who has been off for the last six months for some reason. She started back this week and seemingly overheard two other people talking about how being off for a long amount of time could how much PRP she would get. Now instead of doing the sensible thing and enquiring about it, she goes and tells someone that she is going to cock up the PRP on purpose. This afternoon she "accidentally" trips over a pallet and puts her back out, thus losing everyone their PRP. I stand to lose £400 on next weeks pay because of this, money which would be handy for the summer holidays. Lets just say if and when she returns to work she will not be a popular figure, not just with me but with everyone.