philpy

I think its pay related, something to do with how much they are paid for doing tests im sure

My driving test which was supposed to be tommorow, has been CANCELLED FOR THE SECOND TIME IN A FUCKIN ROW due to industrial action by the examiners. Grrrr!! *wipes brow*

5 Bloody weeks? what do you do for a living?

oh aye, landing a plane is a piece off piss isnt it?

Yeh, i seen the thing about the jason scotland thing in the paper, it was a good gesture right enough. I think being hit by an ice hockey puck is even worse, ive seen a few beautys over the years at the hockey, including someone getting knocked out

Not quite. It was a stray armand one penalty, it hit me right in the chest and also disintegrated my pie which i only had one bite out of the guy behind me was a picture, he had bits of pie in his beard and all over his glecks

Stray footballs flying into the crowd during half-time warmups

I did a line of salt in mcdonalds once for a dare. Couldnt stop sneezing afterwards

A few years ago one of my mates tried to snort whisky through a straw. Needless to say his nose bled severely.

Try sniffing something else then!

http://seven.com.au/homeandaway/feat_gener...27_takingtherap

not much really, prefer neighbours tbh

Wouldnt know about that cesc, ive not watched home and away since alf got sent down

I would like to add to this, lazy folk at work who dont pull their weight, and leave other folk to do the graft. Had to load up 2 lorries myself today cos of the resident lazy c**t mucking about and taking fag breaks every ten minutes. My words -"gies a hand graham, we need to get these orders out fast" lazy c**t - "not my problem"

I'd thought about the new order gig, but at £32.50 a ticket? nah.

Next gig for me shall be maximo park at the carling academy next month, should be good B)

yawn.

Little fucking brats!!! there is a wee shite across the road from us, and him and his wee pal were giving cheek to my next door neighbour yesterday, and they came back later on when he was in his garden and started throwing rosebuds at him, and calling him "an old fart" and "a coffin dodger" and when my neighbour told them to go away or he would tell their parents, they told him to f**k off! they are only 10-year olds as well they were also caught, along with the wee shite's 21-year old brother who should know better, dumping rubbish, in the GRAVEYARD !!!!! the wee shite also refuses to go to school, and his mum doesnt even bother, she is a lazy cow, she has no job, she goes to the bingo nearly every night of the week, she gets taxis everywhere, she lets her kids play their music as loud as they like, often so that i have turn my telly up full blast to drown the music out. Also they have 2 cars in the drive, and only one has a valid tax disc on it, and it's been sitting for ages with flat tyres, so rather than fix the tyres, they take the valid tax disc out of it and use it in the other car, which doesnt have a tax disc against the law surely?

Lazy folk at work, i.e people who see you struggling with something but just stand about and blether

i saw that on teletext this morning, wtf?

clueless b*****ds that think their team have won the league already

People who moan at you for doing something which they then go and do themselves, like my dad, he moans at me for slamming the door, but he does it as well sometimes. Also when you are walking behind someone at the shops and they stop and you nearly walk into them