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philpy

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  1. cypress hill - insane in the membrane. Muthafucka!
  2. Not really much of a film buff, but i decided to watch wonathon woss last night, and "the last king of scotland" looks to be quite interesting, might go and see it.
  3. People who leave there xmas shopping till the last minute, and then they moan about the shops being busy! what the f'k do they expect? oh, and people who clatter your ankles with trolleys in supermarkets
  4. And the sad thing is, you get people who find those stories amusing, mostly women.
  5. i hate people who have a job but still moan about it. There's a guy at work who comes into the canteen everyday saying "another shite day, i hate this f'kin place" fuckin leave then!
  6. i went for a piss this morning and the sink was full of dishes! whats all that about eh?
  7. that's actually classed as assualt nowadays, for some reason
  8. I have reported you both to the music police. Expect a dawn raid tommorow morning, all your offending music shall be bagged and taken away for evidence.
  9. Seconded. £6.20 for a cheap day return, but £5.40 for a single?
  10. I cant believe you think i would lie about a family death you really need to stop being such a fuckin dick.
  11. Thanks guys. Im fine, im old enough to understand, its my wee cousins i feel sorry for, they are only 10 and 5
  12. Thats them been and gone. Someone had £30 and their mobile taken from their handbag at a halloween party a few weeks ago, they were just taking statements from everyone that was there.
  13. *opens curtains to watch tumbleweed rolling down the street*
  14. f'k off! my mum says im not in trouble, its just an enquiry
  15. i think i might know what they wanted, i sent an e-mail about the lack of police around the ground after the cowdenbeath game 2 weeks ago, they mailed me back asking me to phone them, i never did phone them yet.
  16. Got in from work tonight to find out that the police had been at the door looking for me
  17. He opened the door of innuendo and you had to slip right in eh?
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