philpy

My gran passed away tonight

Thats them been and gone. Someone had £30 and their mobile taken from their handbag at a halloween party a few weeks ago, they were just taking statements from everyone that was there.

Who?

*opens curtains to watch tumbleweed rolling down the street*

f'k off! my mum says im not in trouble, its just an enquiry

i think i might know what they wanted, i sent an e-mail about the lack of police around the ground after the cowdenbeath game 2 weeks ago, they mailed me back asking me to phone them, i never did phone them yet.

Got in from work tonight to find out that the police had been at the door looking for me

He opened the door of innuendo and you had to slip right in eh?

sorry, couldn't help but notice the innuendo there

emo shite. im listening to "the masterplan" by oasis at the mo.

Neds who beat up disabled supporters

Could be bad indegestion or trapped wind, saints. Or have you been doing any heavy lifting or strenous exercise lately?

ooh, get her

fuxake gogo, that is terrible.

Back to the subject of things that piss you off, i would like to add war to the list. My mate is out in afghanistan, and he is stuck out there for 6 months, with no compassionate leave. How shit is that? he went through his training with the guy who was killed last week, and he is in bits about it. Bring our boys home mr blair, too many of our boy's familys have suffered enough.

IntertheNet junior per chance?

People who eat or drink while they are driving.

I beg to differ keith. Tunes such as "a kind of magic" , "i want it all", and "breakthrough" are quite good imo.

He has a point though, LC, all these "gurus" are nothing but a pain in the arse

BOOOOOOOOO! 'Mon the fife flyers!

You should take a trip along to murrayfield to watch the edinburgh capitals chris, you'l enjoy it, i went to my first hockey game when i was 12 and ive been hooked ever since, its always a good night out, plus you get the occasional fight B)

What, you walk round tesco from 6 - 6?

Easy like sunday morning - faith no more

monster? little man?