Finch road

100źl or about 21gbp

Apparently not! Even when the road is completely deserted. Lesson learned

It was the fact the Polish copper was hiding in a targeted sting. The p***k! Nice place however

Getting a ticket for jaywalking in Krakow. Who knew you had to wait at a red light

Full time mum is a term used by Vicky Pollard esque simpletons with baggy fannies. These are facts

I would honestly say I have 4 bottles wine and 20 cans over an average week. Seems a lot written down!!

Genuinely don' see an issue with 9 cans and a half bottle of wine. I regularly have a bottle of wine and 6-8 cans and function perfectly fine. Cant remember the last time I was properly drunk

Paul Harvie, Andy Smith, Fraser Wishart

Jimmy Sandison, Kenny Black, Sean Sweeney, Jimmy Boyle, Alan Lawrence, John scab Martin, Gary McKay, Paul McGrillen

Where did @SlipperyP place? A guy that made up killing a parent and a dog. A guy that has clearly nonced about south east Asia with a face like a bag of smashed lobsters. A genuine fruit loop who is more than likely in his mum's spare room sponsored by clearasil. To summarise, tramadol, gabapentin and heroin have wrecked this piece of shits brain. I wouldn't piss on you if your dog was on fire w**k

Hilarious mate, wish I could run away to Thailand like all the other depraved weirdos

Slippery P making full use of the lax Thai pharmacies

Grimbo came across like a 70s radio 1 dj

You have a fine collection of dictator avatars

Pregnant belly jelly mould

Dump her via a post it note on the fridge. It's the only solution

Both arseholes in that scenario!

Think you pressed the 1 key one to many times

Think it's all down to who the driver for your area is. My yodel guy is decent but Hermes and ukmail garbage

Very clever your holiness. Genuinely never heard that before!

Guy who had a stroke? Fair play if it is and good to see

Fosters was and always will be horrible. If you have a pub in Scotland you have to sell tennents. Then supplement with whatever premium/ipa whatever takes your fancy but the other (jakey) pub makes a packet and 90% drink tennents. Maybe they are at ransom to brewery? I'm not entirely sure how it works

Went into an establishment that only had fosters on tap. Cue me entering and exiting like grampa Simpson.gif to a better (jakey) pub Fucking fosters ffs

Tony Gallagher? Seems to be not liked but tabloids link him with big teams. What's the deal with that