VictorOnopko

What about one who does a wee half-step jig to make sure he gets a good kick at the water bottle when he's losing?

I agree. The only interesting thing I have noticed about @2426255 is that they posted their first 4000 or so boring comments as a blank profile with no supported team and the anonymous numbers name, and now has suddenly declared themself an Aberdeen fan. I've had numbers on ignore for ages though so maybe there has been lots of Dandy Dons chat. PS VAR is absolute shite and the delays are a huge step backwards in football, especially given we still get some weird decisions - it just takes 5 minutes now rather than being instant. It's not going away though.

Known unknowns...

You can do if you like, but you'd be completely wrong. Supporting Thistle is generally a good laugh, except when we chuck a 3-goal lead in the Premiership playoff in the last 20 mins then lose on pens of course. That was a bit shit. Cheer up - you might still make it 12 out of the last 13 League titles despite the world's most ineffective establishment conspiracy, now wouldn't that be exciting.

The good thing about supporting a diddy team is that we are psychologically prepared to draw and (gasp!) lose league matches. Wins are savoured, not boring and routine. That's why the Celtic fans' massive, nonsensical paranoia, astronomical entitlement, referee-blaming and calling for your board to be sacked just because you're 2 points off the top of the premiership, having won the league 11 out of the past 12 years, is really really funny.

Both cheeks of the OF arse spanked this weekend.

That penalty save was part of a conspiracy against Celtic Football Club IMO.

I wouldn't call Morten big.

"Kenny Mac" sounds gutted. get it right up you, Kenny.

The odds on Yinited not scoring in this match must be about 1000-1.

When we rehomed our dog (a collie from a farm), the farmer, wearing a celtic-badged beanie hat, was insistent that her name was a common girl's name - but with an 'h'. Make sure you spell it like that, he said (it never ever has an 'h'). She's a fantastic, happy dog (who had to have urgent treatment for an infected tooth which was so bad it smelled; fleas; and malnourishment once we'd got her off the farm, not to mention filthy matted fur which needed a lot of care to put right) - and we immediately changed her name to something which sounded similar - with no 'h' in it. I agree that adding an 'h' to things is tragic and an absolute minter. Celtic fans often do it, which is why fans of normal clubs take the piss out of them by doing it too - and it always makes me think of the day we rescued Fern, and the state she was in.

Story of Bob's career so far. T6 at the Open at Portrush and we saw about 2 shots then; ditto his Masters debut (T12). Final singles at the Ryder Cup, wins the tie, we see about 2 shots...

FFS! Hope you put money on it at least.

Haha, we sure showed you! Never overestimate Partick Thistle!

Just honking from the ref and linesman. Mad to get that so wrong, so late, after giving it and not flagging. Nuts.

Michael Stewart hates everything and everyone.

That arse licking Rangers feature during a Championship game...

That's a very good question. There were rumours in January that Mitchell's agent had fallen out with Doolan. From what I've seen tonight Mitchell is considerably better than Stewart.

There's always roadworks on Byres Road so I predict that due to this Partick error Dunfermline don't make it to Maryhill in time for KO. We're awarded a 3-0 win but that is overturned by UEFA and we have to replay the tie in Monaco.

Not often the leaders of the European and PGA tour events on a given week are from Finland (the country where I want to be...)

If a cult hero is a player your own team loves and every opposition team hates then we have one just now, Mr Brian Graham. A 36-year old goal machine.

Celtic fans booing and chanting Sack the Board after a draw with the 4th placed team in the league which leaves them in 1st place. Get a grip you entitled goons.