Doctor Manhattan

Not "compo" as such, but not far away. 10-year-old Teddy petitions Apple to redesign the ‘nerd face’ emoji

Top Tip for teams struggling in Europe who need all the divine intervention they can get: Maybe next time rock up to the Vatican BEFORE the game rather than after.

Dad looks like he's well down a K-hole there.

Joe Hart: Where did that fucking ball go???

Infinitely preferable to a mini-skirt in the vast majority of cases.

Give her her due, though, she obviously had the foresight to have a load of "You parked like a c**t" stickers to hand for just such an emergency.

Yep. As far as I know this was the first (and presumably the last) time we've ever been involved with them.

Very unfortunate to develop long Covid on top of her ME, Tourette's syndrome, and what appears to be a raging chip addiction.

Columbus Crew are well known to Motherwell fans for their snake-like behaviour when $$$ are involved.

Admittedly it was many decades ago, and things have changed a lot since, but if I'd told my young chums in North Motherwell I had a Wendy house in the garden they'd have kicked my head in. Luckily I didn't even have a garden, let alone a Wendy house.

I've had the good fortune to meet Roger Smith. Lovely bloke, and a proper watchmaker.

Just received my anOrdain Fabrik GMT, which will sadly now have to go back in its box until Xmas. (Santa may yet bring me their Plum Fumé Model 1 with the enamel dial one day, but as that waiting list is still measured in years it could be a while yet.)

The one and only.

My money's still on the squirrel.

Video, or it didn't happen.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squirrel_Girl

We complain when other teams suss out our predictable shape and tactics, so this could be some Machiavellian masterstroke here. However, I suspect it’s more likely going to be a clusterfuck of biblical proportions.

If Butcher is half as good as I remember, and Biereth is half as good as I hope, there's a mathematical argument that this improves the team but still only adds up to 11. Alternatively, we can just play without a 'keeper.

Not quite what you were after, but in the ballpark...

And this is why these c***s can't be trusted with guns.

If you think that one was a mindfuck, check out his latest...

My foot would never get tired kicking mope-faced, entitled, overreacting c***s like this in the baws.

Surely even the biggest w****r in the history of marketing (and that's a fairly crowded field) can't think it's a good idea to parade worried and/or grieving families before the press in front of a bunch of logos for the Tel Aviv Carlton.

Scant consolation perhaps, but if the worst comes to the worst the household insurance most likely covers that sort of loss. Take pictures of the packed freezer now as evidence, as experience tells me that insurance companies are not the most trusting of souls. If you can put all the expensive stuff like fillet steaks and caviar at the top, so much the better