Bairn Necessities

This is basically Ricky Gervais in After Life...

Boris is a fucking idiot. Thankfully Rishi Sunak isn't.

Well, who does trust their government?. There's panic buying around the globe. Even in places like New Zealand where there's a respected sensible PM. Its just a natural reaction to uncertainty.

Not all heroes wear capes. p***k.

I don't know.. people are idiots. This is happening worldwide, not just in the UK. Some people are unfortunately selfish b*****ds, and would rather they had 350 bog rolls just in case, even if it meant the old woman next door having none. I struggle to blame the government for panic buying - and its inevitable there will be shortages of some foods over the next while. I don't see how supermarkets can ever promise to keep shelves stocked when there's so much uncertainty just now.

Think this is right . Already know of people being asked to take half pay or 2 months unpaid leave . If you're living payday to payday this will be a killer . Bound to see unemployment soar in the next 6 mths. The economic impacts will be far worse than the health impacts.

I see Ross Greer is trying to take the heat off Boris in the c**t of the Year awards..

Might have been mentioned earlier but We Hate Movies is a hilarious podcast.

This really was an open goal for a manager. Klopp's tapped it in but only by saying what any half decent individual would. It was basically a perfect opportunity to look magnanimous. Klopp seems a decent guy in general so it's not that surprising. Oh and Neil Lennon has come over as a reptile. Which is again no surprise given his history. And Celtic's.

Yes. 'We would like to go on record to express our disappointment that certain elements of our fanbase developed Covid 19 and spread it worldwide. The Falkirk board have nothing but contempt for the Falkirk fanbase who are all culpable and we'd like to apologise to all those affected for our fans' dreadful behaviour. They were very nasty to Craig Campbell also, sneezing in his general direction. '

We have played an uneven number of home and away games v each other. I think others are right though - no champions, promotion or relegation from any league. Could have some comedy aspects. Celtic's meltdown would be legendary and Dundee Utd staying down after pissing their league would be amusing.

Cancel all games up to the Raith one. Play that behjnd closed doors if needed as a league decider.

There's a lot of people naturally hanging around courts. Witnesses, accused, lawyers. Be easy to recognise say an SNP MSP going into that court.. Tell your partner.. Who tells.. I'd be surprised if anonymity can be kept in future.

Has to be a worry that the identities become known after the trial. The women don't deserve that.

I'd play Gilmour in our next international . We have nothing to lose. He could get 120 caps if he starts now. Or 12 if he turns out to be pish. Looks better than all other options at the moment.

Woman H - 'Some of the stuff in the diary will have happened and some of it won't. That's the nature of the beast' An, ahem, interesting choice of phrase...

If its arrogant to say getting one point is easier than three.. I'll take arrogant thanks. What next? 'I'd really prefer to have a 5 metre deficit in the last leg of a relay than a 3 metre lead'? And I don't think being a goal behind going to Killie rather than a goal up would have improved things...

I remember this ' it's better to need 3 points than 1 in the final game..' pish when we went to Kilmarnock in the final game of 2010, then got relegated after... A 0-0 draw. It was stupid then, it gets no less stupid now. Requiring only a draw is much easier than playing for a win. Quite incredible this still needs to be said.

The new Densill Theobald.

The squad is poor. Our first 11 are still better than anyone else in the division. Our management team are far from that.

Holy f**k this is shite...

Maybe unpopular opinion, but I quite like wee Connolly. I think there's a player there... I'd keep him. I think he's a bit better than the other shite we have

Got the fear that we scrape up via the playoffs and we keep this management team for next season. As Shadwell said they look to have no decent contacts, had a dreadful transfer window and are getting out managed at League One level by part time teams. This is a grim fucking squad.

On the face of it seems a very strange one given Kibble's "day job". Not obvious why they would divert funds to a football club but it is presumably in their favour to do so.

I find it difficult to believe many fans will be willing to invest in a way we were a year ago, the way we have been treated.