Bairn Necessities

Saw some of the really insane Remain people like AC Grayling sneaking out to post 'Well now, here's an opportunity to stop Brexit altogether ' Taking their tack from noted anti Indy mentalists like Effie Deans crowing about the UK financial measures. Pathetic.

Good game that.. 'Looking at the smokers outside these 4 hostelries, which group of men let their club die with a whimper in 2012'

Looks like a Rangers pub That heady mix of entitled cuntery and generations of inbreeding

Because he's a p***k?

Some quality Didn'thappenage being generated by this.. step forward Sarah....

Which bit? The fact there was a right storm brewing that a ref is being denied us and the SNP are doing nothing about it hoping folks just accept that and carry on anyway? Hey there's another Holyrood election over the horizon with yet another mandate to get which will be ignored by Bunter and the tories. Great. No one has said what their plan B is (there isn't one) and the Salmond faction led by Joanna smelled blood. This has booted all that to f**k for a year

Is it just me or is Nicola delighted Indy can be deferred a bit longer cos of this crisis? Was going to be a really awkward year for her.

it's actually made it worse. Like Brewdog when they blamed 'overzealous lawyers' on them being cubts. At least own it..

This is just patently wrong. Its like you've learned nothing from MeToo. Person A telling Person B what happened to them in Harvey Weinstein 's bathroom isn't collusion. Person B affirming that story by giving details of their experience with Weinstein isn't collusion. Them asking Person C if they had any similar experiences also isn't collusion.

Its a shame you can't pick people to just be better humans cos I think the movement could do with him right now... His legacy is set though. We know what he is.

Started watching The Good Place... its guid

'80% of the population could die from Coronavirus ' 'We must do something...there's still time' 'Though one of them might be Sam Smith 'Eh.. let's not be hasty..'

Its a bit like 'no offence but' when you're just about to say someone's kid looks like Shrek

Incidentally id be quite all right with old c***s doing the Godfrey Bloom 'The Blitz spirit will see us all right' shtick and continuing to drag their arses around half the city pawing things if the selfish p***ks promise not to go to hospital when they inevitably catch this.

What? Denying charges doesn't mean denying behaviour. Salmond admitted to many really sleazeball antics in the course of the case. He even apologised to Woman F after one of the evenings for his behaviour. He admitted stroking the face of complainer D, a civil servant, several times as she slept beside him in a car during a visit to Hong Kong; he did so because he was trying to gently wake her up. How nice of him... The court is there to determine if the very high burden of proof of criminality has been reached. We'll see next week what they decide. Regardless of the verdict, Salmond's conduct as a man is there for all to see. Even if you entirely believe his defence and 100% accept his version of events, you're left with a disturbing pattern of behaviour from an old man with young women.

The MSP wasn't part of that group. And salmond doesn't deny most of the sleazeball incidents happened. He just has a different take on the seriousness or the intent. If it wasn't for Me Too accumulation of evidence and women sharing experiences, Harvey Weinstein wouldn't be in prison and Salmond wouldn't be in court.

Thats the reality isn't it. It's good we're doing all this just now, but we'll pay for it in years to come. Not much room at the Inn for discretionary payments for hospital workers even though they clearly deserve something.

Think he said something like 'look, ahm no gonna bring aw ma pals round fur a pairty'

My first sight of him was him owning Piers Moron on his show. Decided he'd do for me after that.

Problem here is that aby temporary measures are really hard to end. If you pay say a porter 25k for the next 9 months, how do you then say 'sorry chief, back to 17k you go'. Better solution would be one off bonus payments of say £1k for cat one workers who do a 3 or 6 month stint.

The boy Jason Leitch, who appears to be the scheme version of Chris Whitty, was on the radio saying he was visiting his maw for mother's day. Wash your hands when you go in. No hugs and stay out of range. Try not to touch any surface. Wash your hands when you leave. All about the droplets apparently.

See they lying Brittania hotels c***s are trying the 'administration error ' route to reclaim some PR after making their employees homeless. Don't fucking think so cuntos. Should really know by their company name that they're c***s already mind you

Keep a VHS player going for just that m9

Always wondered what would happen if you used a Van de Graaf generator on a c**t.

Aye, sorry, I meant more of a word of mouth thing. Haven't heard enough to know if it was literally an instruction. Would be pretty mental if it was. Based on what he's admitted to have done, it would have been my advice to any woman.