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Which the evidence proved. Even his evidence bizarrely was 'aye, ahm a handsy old perv, but that's just me likes' Quite how that translates to 'an innocent man hath been besmirched' in some people's eyes im not quite sure.

Because he's an actual crazy person

Some Yoon clowns on Twitter claiming Sturgeon pulled strings to get him acquitted.. Err.. not sure you fully understand the dynamics here lads..

No a shwred eh evidence m9

Were these allegations why Salmond stepped down after Indyref ? Was he essentially given an ultimatum?

Poor dug. Must have been drinking gallons to keep up with the lamppost pishing routine.

On the plus side Effie Deans is raging. So silver lining.

Shots already fired. Kenny McAskill demanding resignations and Joanna Cherry demanding a root and branch review of how the SNP handled this. After a majority verdict on all, including one Not Proven. OK then. #TeamNic

I actually started out with Colin, so feels fairly good i ended up with a wimmin Apologies Colin

Not sure the verdicts matter too much. The evidence presented means his character is ruined. He's finished. What a sad pathetic end to a giant political intellect. Outed as a lecherous sleazebag in open court.

They are making decisions about their own country. Not about the UK or Scotland. But do please tell me why you are right and Caroline Calderwood is wrong. This should be good.

All countries have different measures. Every country is different and should be treated as such. Ireland for example still has horse racing going. They have adopted similar other provisions to us as regards closures. The Irish have also said walking is recommended if you follow social distancing . In Spain you can go out to walk your dug. Taking advice from our own health professionals is the right thing to do. There's a reason to listen to people like Jason Leitch and Caroline Calderwood have studied for many many many years. Why you seem to arrogantly dismiss their knowledge i have no idea.

Make one of them Leo Fasan

You're following the advice of our medical experts. Youre doing the right thing. Stay safe and enjoy nature.

Umm. No. Its all about droplets.

Got to be some penalties for this.. beggars belief

I don't think this is 12 Angry Men. This is a massive boost to Salmond.

On another note GPs now saying people are lying about their symptoms to get seen face to face. Wankers

But does Catherine Calderwood FRCOG FRCPE know anything about this kind of thing though? Compared to.. the Malaysian government?

You still need 8 for a guilty verdict so that now has to be 8 from13 not 8 from 15. The two who have been dismissed are by default voting for him

Two jurors dismissed this morning for undisclosed reasons. Down to 13 now. Improves the situation for Salmond

Actually in this hypothetical what we are saying is that if the roads near me are snow free and safe I shouldn't drive anyway because some arsehole in Angus wants to go snow rally driving in his Ford Escort.

Private Eye As Dominic Raab is named stand-in PM if Boris Johnson is incapacitated, experts say if that doesn’t encourage people to stay indoors then nothing will.

Yup - there's loads of things we should be able to do as a society which we can't because of arseholes. Some of this is lunacy though. Should we ban all driving because some people drive drunk and/or badly?

Why are you trying to pretend Nicola Sturgeon doesn't agree with her own public health experts