Derry Alli

A bit of a tangent but how is it 2 goals in just over a minute? One was scored at 45:56 but wasn't officially awarded (and is being reported) as 48'. Are goals now recorded as when they were confirmed or when they were actually scored?

Game over. 2-0.

No idea what's going on here. 1-0 City.

Zinchenko has been quite wasteful in possession so far. Ederson doesn't deserve hair if thats how he styles it.

To lighten the mood somewhat, seen Patullo put this on Twitter. Mon the Derry.

Good to see the Whitehills Welfare lads come together and rally around one of their own on the site.

That's a delightful finish from Murray.

I made a faux pas. I completely forgot the one I thought it was in had burnt down. I looked at the seating plan and thought "pretty certain it doesn't have seats" so just got tickets wherever. Could be a disaster, might work out in my favour. Time will tell.

Friday or Saturday this year? Friday for me, Twang are the boys too!

Mines got a wash and clip today, looks majestic. I'm certain the woman has fed him morphine or something, he's just lay about sleeping so I can't even get a photo of him in all his splendour. He will be a clatty matted mess by time I get home tomorrow too.

Did he not come out and apologise straight away and say he was in the wrong for his behaviour?

Livingston v ST JOHNSTONE Partick v DUNDEE UNITED Arsenal v MAN UNITED. £5 on, £120 back.

Burnley managed a draw there - and that was against their first team.

Hopefully the former. I'd hate her to ruin him the way she has me. Bit strange your mind, Sparky.

You were all wanting Kearney punted about three weeks ago and were back to calling him "The PE teacher".

So far today I've drawn a line on his arm, he's licked his finger and rubbed it but it didn't remove it so I handed him sandpaper to get it off. The fucking idiot rubbed it off, along with the hair on his arm and has what resembles the onset of a 99er. Photo to follow.

That would be an excellent point if there wasn't referees getting things wrong even when they're aided by VAR. Alas, they're not.

I'll try. Nah, they're all done to death. As I said, he's scarily daft. Another recently was he went to the bakers and got a lorne and egg roll but was complaining they got his order wrong. He was adamant they gave him a burger simply because the lorne was round. "You can't get round lorne, it was a burger. If you could get round lorne, why do they call it square sausage?"

Not any sane person, I wouldn't imagine.

Nothing bammy, just scary. Young labourer at work, not long turned 18. A few weeks ago I had to teach him (!!) how to make a pot noodle. Yesterday he told me he doesn't like fig rolls because he "doesn't like the chocolate in the middle." That's just off the top of my head, there is literally one a day where the world just stops and you stand and think WTF, is he having me on? It's a brilliant laugh. More a mascot than a colleague.

Maybe a young Dutch defender could be this new star.. I don't think de Ligt has done enough in his career yet. Hopefully he doesn't jump at the first big move offered either.

As is Weighorst.

Agree with Kincardine too. Any meat "pulled" (steady) is rank.

Quite like the SL80's. Conundrum being black and orange though. What would folk recommend between Crep Protect or Liquiproof. Used on suede.

Thank you.