Derry Alli

You've obviously never been to Bel's butchers.

I watched a YouTube short of a ahop called "Lids" somewhere in England. It's a baseball cap shop. Their selling point is they'll 'bend' your peak to a shape you choose. What's wrong with just using your hands, like normal people?

Right, no.

What a truly terrible looking pair of men those are

Angelus foam. Toothbrush. Finish the knap in one direction. Outside to air dry.

I thought you were early 30's. WTF.

Do they still fit?

I'm siding with the drivers in front due to your incessant use of 'asshole', tbh.

No chance. He'll be off the English championship next season at least.

Samsung's are shite. Avoid.

Used to love being a wee laddie going to the snooker on a Friday night and sharking the old boys out of cash games and getting the late night bus home with a kebab. Always got a laugh with the pished folk wanting a bit.

Used to do that when I was at school, only the ones I respected right enough. Was playing in the school cup and the jani was one of the coaches. Praised me and I said "cheers, sir". Poor cúnt nearly started crying saying nobody had ever called him sir.

Paul McGowan walking hand in hand with his care in the community Dundee United fan

Which as also funny. As Celtic fans and water don't meet ever.

They put your food in a mirror and you're not allowed to eat it.

Danny Deid.

Should have got the Crossland X.

It's the price we pay for having big swingin' dicks, unfortunately.

Ootside, now.

I have a bag of clothing that I wore to Ibiza (18 years ago) that I cherish dearly - and due to weight loss it all fits me again. Some of it will reintroduced to my attire, some I wouldn't get away with as a 36 year old man. The corduroy Armani overshirt and the MHI live your life t-shirt being the two main examples at both ends of the spectrum.

I'd just spam the actual shite out it if it was. Sweaties galore just chasing the dragon in my opponents face. The thoughts that dreams are made from. Get it done, EA.

Sad thing is, from the outside it is a lovely looking home.

Yes.

Greenock Morten.