Derry Alli

Genuinely surprised I've read someone say snooker isn't a real sport but included Liz McColgan because she can run. Mental.

More importantly - did you bypass Greggs?

You may be right. I saw the one at McDonalds and was surprised then was at Junction 24 and assumed the one at the door was another bouncer - it might have just been a steward from the game?..

I am not even sure it's AI. It sounds it to begin with or just a mash up of his reign supreme/smackdown shtick but then he starts naming players. I think the BBC might have paid him to do it. No doubt after the upturn in EPL clubs playing WWE music at their games. All very odd. IMO.

I said as much the other week and was rebuted with "He's already won the Carabao!". The god damn Carabao. My fucking days.

Seriously, how good was Nemsadze man. What a pleasure he was to watch. Pler.

Rehns aff. Gems back on biys.

Going baws oot on Reigns retaining.

What a strike by Matondo to get a draw BTW. Obviously only seem the highlights but Carter Vickers looked absolutely solid in them.

Watching Sportscene. Both VAR calls are correct. Godson stupid, clear penalty on Silva. When did Michael Stewart start supporting Celtic?

I used to work with a boy who worked all the Saturday OT and would ask boys if they wanted him to pick up coffees or that on his way in. He used to go into McDonalds at Monifieth and nab the papers then charge the boys in work full price for them.

Has McFadden paid a fortune for a hair transplant and just returned to shaving his heid?

I haven't seen Sportscene, I'd it the one with an AI Michael Cole from WWE narrating it? If so, it isn't a Sportscene thing, it was made for Football Focus on Saturday - and I agree it is laughable.

Just back home from a call out in Govan and obviously I know of the bother surrounding the game etc but bouncers on the doors of McDonalds and KFC for fück sake.

I've only watched the pressers and some highlights but Rock was nudging towards Attitude Era 2. The crowd was fucking awful. House shows are better. If you're not going to go there and lose your shit at the biggest event of the year then stop buying tickets. This is the cost of taking events out the hands of the breadline.

Warwick Davis.

Those two driving lesson and the haircut tourrette videos are brilliant. It's not something I could see myself living with so kudos to them. Fück the Turks and Lorraine Kelly getting abuse both personal highlights.

Wasn't a fan with the steel strap but that looks magnificent there.

You needed to never give him a job in the first place, tbh. How was Reilly?

do Glasgow Celtic and Glasgow Rangers usually get waved off for an away game - a day early - in Glasgow?

Nice of you to admit we are the big club Welcome to the forum. Remember, it's only a laugh online!

Don't you just love when St Murn fans make a cünt of it.

I've no idea if that white bread thi g is a joke or not. Is it the same poster who wore new socks every single day?