Derry Alli

It is. To bring it back to league chat (as was the OP's main target) its almost as bad as the fact a club like St Mirren has never won the top flight title. Like - as in - not even one time. In almost 150 years.

Convincingly, too.

Revolting.

I still have flashbacks to buying one of those pie bobs monstrosities.

Walking around Asda yesterday. Wee old woman looking around confused. Asked her what was up she said it was more a woman problem, son. Made my apologies and left. She then asked the next woman walking by what Chimichurri is. She had no idea, I butted back in and told her. Things went a bit mental. She started by saying "never did eh hink a guy wid ken.. Ehm a Catholic right and ehv bought tickets fer a Mexican night right" From looking all innocent and dazed to somewhat lunatic in a few minuted culminating in her saying "eh wis going to put it on my sandwich but only cos eh like that sang ken, chim chimminy chim chimminy choo" and dancing about the aisle. God bless the Catholics.

Depends what scheme yer fae? So what yi fae then?? YWSR, cunto.

Why would a St Mirren fan need a Celtic team to wi... oh, never mind.

Good start to the day for the bold boys of Old Aberdeen. God bless the new manager bounce.

Just popping busy to say HP fruity or if available - as it's rarer than hens teeth - Branston sauce.

Wee visit to Clarkies the day. £6.10 for a polony roll and a fudge doughnut.. getting pretty scandalous now.

Wut. If anything, needs more butter.

It's Ayrshire, tbf.

Please do not ever use this term again. Thank you.

I have absolutely no idea how the glass closest your body is balancing. I idiot want to know, I wa t to burn you at the stake for witchcraft.

It's at the point now where inconsistencies are the gripe - not the actual act. Personally, I'm now saying every single hand ambala is a penalty.

He's from Cornwall way. He's basically 75% of the way there already tbf.

A boy from the Army recently joined my work as a trainee. He's a sound lad but he's a little work shy, shall we say. Today I discovered that he isn't actually work shy at all. He just needs told what, when, where and why. He rarely asks questions or looks I terested but you push him into it and tell him why it's done and how and he's basically one of the best set of hands I've had in my years of labourers/trainees. It's fucking wild what the Army does to folk. I was told a few weeks back he asks to week with me because it's boring with others. I thought I made it a laugh and enjoyable. Maybe he just likes getting told what to do.

Like the futba should be.

Feels wrong giving this a greenie. Hope you're all keeping up good mate.

Big announcement coming out of Dens at the end of the month.

You can take the blame for the fuckup at work the day then.

I pulled your name into it because I thought just leaving the two other mentioned wasn't enough grenade potential. Don't take it personally, generally a decent poster but I'm Cinch'n the topic up. His name was Sebu. He was a lovely man. Like many nomads he was attracted to the warm embrace of the Derry and we remember him by keeping his sign off alive. #JeSuisSebu. Thank you. As I said, stupid, poisonous and hate filled.