Derry Alli

Fuckthat, just give Motherwell the points.

I've no idea who that is, auld yin. You also dinghied my PM so you can sook ma root. Comprende? Does not compute. The packet gets bashed until the packet is gone.

The doggers have these booked out up until 7pm. Shambles so it is.

If you ever find yourself in a relationship with someone who feels the need to break into your phone then leave. I must also say, if you ever find yourself in a relationship ship where you feel the need to cheat then leave then also.

I've git a semi sub pump up fir sale. Any cûnt got Nelmsy's number?

Been watching some stuff relaring to this. Scary how many folk have come out of the woodwork now they feel a bit more freedom and safe to do so. There's some woman who I can't be bothered fact checking but she's claiming three guys who were all there from the beginning left Coombes side and were - at the point of death - writing books on their lives. They all died of the same thing too. If even half the stuff written is true, it's both harrowing and bewildering in equal measure.

You'd have been better off just laying it all on a board and attacking it with a chopping knife making it a mound if meat and veg then just wrapping it as normal in the wrap, IMO.

Yikes.

@Melanius Mullarkey, you are required.

@tree house tam has a few pairs. I quite like the look, even if it is a bit Hurrache for my tastes.

@johnnydun, hopefully just the exertion of pushing that big rock oot the wiy at the weekend. Haste ye back my man.

If there's not at least one red card each then I hope they both lose, tbh.

Sorry, Dee Man. Those Moston things are repugnant.

The worrying thing for me - and has been fir a few years - is there are people in the breadline who now have to give up near 10% of their 40hr week wage to take in a game of football. Its astronomical.

Dont pedestrians now have right if way or something on roads?

Yes, I had a little look back and you did. On Wednesday. Since Friday, you specifically have been all about the Dundee - on the United thread. Yet you're crying about Dundee fans on the United thread. I will leave it at that and hope you have a wonderful and joyous promotion party. Long live the Dundee Derby.

Perhaps I wouldn't be so confused if you weren't making it all about Dundee, my man.

I dont really know where else to put this so I'll put it in spoilers. An absolutely demoralising and quite frankly, shite state of affairs. I care not a jot whether the van remains or goes. I care deeply about telling them I'm not going to the house so they can't know where I stay and now after the fact, they've fucked off and I'm left jumping when the toaster pops.

We had one in Computing. An absolute brute of a guy, loved his rugby and would regularly turn up with black eyes and grazes. Once with a circular scar around his eye where the arse end of a bottle had been forced. Lovely fella though.

You realise you have to give up your knighthood if your club goes League 1, T?

Glen Scotia must be a Sarto sleeper account. Nobody usually tries as hard as this to always talk about Dundee on United topics. Especially not after just winning the biggest game of the season.

Computing?

Underrated post.

I'm sure there's a firework 'factory' in Paisley. There's one in Inverurie, too. Shops that sell fireworks 52 weeks of the year.