Derry Alli

I've only seen videos of you like the first gif. Are you now black?

Growing old is terrible. I'm not even 40 and groan every time I move. My hands were like ice blocks doing up two ratchet straps in the rain yesterday and I'm just back from a 20 minute walk and my feet are fucking freezing. Plus, my body is starting to reject certain foods. Fair enough, they're not healthy but they're quick and easy. Stop moaning about packaged meatbaws.

Cathro must be fucking loaded. Fair play to the guy. He's seen what Pep achieved and done a bargain basement grift off of it. He used to stand at Gussie and pop his wee clicker then rave about his team completing 700 passes. They would lose about 6-0 but next thing you know he's been around the EPL, some Scottish clubs and Saudi.

In all seriousness, I've played many sports but the most infuriating is snooker. I'd have Stephen Hendry at the top of my list.

Drew McIntyre.

Can you put this in spoilers please.

Does he get it from Martindale?

I think Chelsea have to sell something like £170m in the next 15 months to avoid punishment.

I'm not having g it that Steeve Coogan is above Paul Whitehouse. That's not on.

Those are lovely, bar the light blue efforts. I might go after the Spanish and German pairs. Where are these available?

Tam spending too much time with Jamama nowadays.

Dundee United run a year ahead with season tickets, I'm sure. Fairly certain there was a release about it some time ago. I may have had a weird dream because thinking about it makes me wonder how they ever got to that point.

I've often read and watched things regarding this man and how much 'power' he has. Now, I completely understand that money gives the ability to get to a certain level and rule by fear but at some point you had to or have to be able to fend for yourself and I look at mr Puff and just think; sassij.

@D Angelo Barksdale is one of my favourite posters on this site. This poster consistently hits top tier with their postings. Im lying in bed in fits of laughter at "Fifers". Superb my man.

Embarrassing. Pandering g to the lefties with their e-tickets. Gone to the dogs.

It's Chico time. Slow heart rate? 113kg? It's chico time.

Aww jeezy peeps min.

Nae twa doots.

You've lost a total of something like £10m in 5(?) years. Like a lot of Scottish clubs, your finances aren't set up to be sustainable no matter what league you're in.

I'd happily pay £20 a month but I'm no wantin' Derek Rae.

It's the view he gets from his John Deere. Long days in the field looking out the windows, tbh.

I have quite a fondness for Dundee United. I think it's cute the way they let wimmin knit at games. The way they buy garish tangerine clothing in every make imaginable but it kind of soured when they racially abused their own player and glorified rape. It's like Hollyhocks. Especially this past week when they were knocking seven shades of shite out one another during the game. Rangers fans are usually obese, bald and angry. I'd take that anyway over the scrawny, ginger and smelly typical Celtic fan though.

I dont see the Scott Brown thing as tinpot. He doesn't envisage a place where Ayr will be playing that day. The only thing tinpot about the Rangers badge is the obvious thing that it doesn't completely cover the Hearts badge. Happens all the time at cup finals etc. It is funny it was a St Mirren fan that brought it up, with the subsequent snotters from other ones.

Had this a good few times. Has left my right ear in a state of disrepair.

They're all smelly poo poos.