Derry Alli

The last two Canadians we had were both terribly shite. I'd rather get relegated than sign such like again.

I've long since said it, volley him now.

Thought Fleck was quite anonymous and his distribution was poor.

Apologies about that. I'd no idea a player who has forever been known as CR7 has suddenly started to be called CR9 even though he still wears 7.

Classic smash and grab from Sheffield United. Leeds dominated but failed to take their (numerous) chances. They surely couldn't be about to start to fall away again, can they?!

Cooper, again. How he manages to screw that up so badly is quite something.

Leeds fans with barcode fringes. Welcome to 1996.

Cooper has just absolutely flogged that. Barsham's finish just makes his bottle job in first half even more bewildering. Decent finish.

Sheffield just had the best opening of the game. No idea why after rounding the keeper he seemed to slow up and look to pass the buck rather than just take the shot at goal on.

At least £3.5m. Yikes, that's pretty scary. Edit : no. Nowhere near that. About £2m by my revised and calculator aided math. Still bonkers though.

Absolutely. Leeds are looking excellent and really should be ahead by now.

You're right enough. Looking into it, it was only rumoured he called Ciftci a "Turkish c**t" and Nelms even said nobody had actually contacted him confirming it to be racist abuse. United went with "severe verbal provocation". My bad.

Cannavaro is now China's new head coach, replacing Lippi who left the role but is staying on in an advisory role to Cannavaro - who will still be head coach at Evergrande.

Best account on Twitter right now.

Who is cr9?

They did use the word racist. They were behind Ciftci because he told them McAlister had racially abused. Even though Jim's best mate and best man at his wedding was of Turkish descent.

Flybhoy trying to make the topic all about him, again.

Why shouldn't they?

Some very questionable attire going on in the last photo there. Somehow Rewind has managed to become worse than DejaVu ever was.

Warhammer gets me every single time.

You'd do exactly the same thing if you could. That's terrific news for Kilmarnock. Do you expect to kick on now and away from (the outside anyway) was a terrible time under Johnston?

It was a stonewall penalty.

Liverpool v Barcelona should be a cracking semi final. Can't see past Man City being in the final waiting on one of them.

I see Nelms has got another wage rise. Up to £120k. That's 'apparently' a £70k wage increase since the bleating what he was on whilst we were in the Championship. You have to applaud that.

Of course it is. Yes, one of the pledges. Things change and they're now (correctly, IMO) looking to build a new stadium to suit both their own interests and ours. The revisionism that the club was only sold to them - not by you - due to them saying they'd look to buy the ground back, is mental. The fact is, without them doing what they have we wouldn't be in this league. We might not have even survived at all.