Spyro

I got a knowing smile and a bit of a discount when I passed the tyre guy a pack of 4 standard wheel nuts and told him to "do us all a favour" when he was changing the tyres on my old Fiesta years ago. The locking nuts looked flimsy as f**k and I didn't want the hassle later on... Of course, the car got rolled 6 months later

Do they have anything to do with any of the directors who are desperately looking for their investment back before admin happens? Or are they just frighteningly gullible believing this go-fund-me was set up with good intentions and the money will actually go towards saving the club?

At least Benny Hill came on and gave us all here a good laugh before the lights went out. It was up there with "Lowland League here we come!"

Mad Mike back in town! The banterhas only just started... Absolute weapon of a man, wouldn't surprise me if he really was posted as that rjd character. Going by what's already been said, the guy is a f**king crackpot

Legally it would not be possible for such a large amount to pass security and be signed off through the bank without another signature. The other 'directors' are just as culpable in all this. They are legally responsible to ensure the company is being ran properly and to prevent one person (insert non-legitis word) with the company's finances. Any other CEO of a normal company would be facing a court hearing to explain their actions by now, especially given Gardiner's previous track record

You would have hoped the suicidal Deliveroo/JustEat cyclists hiding in his blind spot while on their own phones looking for their next order, or the pedestrians on either pavement who see their bus across the road and would rather die than wait 5-10 mins for the next one... Or the 13 tons of metal about a quarter of an inch off his nearside mirror with some nosey c**t looking over his shoulder would have gave him plenty to think about for the 2 minutes the light were at red

Driving through Edinburgh the other day, had a drop at the West End and was waiting to join back into traffic once the red light at Shandwick Place junction went green. There was a middle aged guy in a Focus who was alongside me and I was planning merge behind him but as I'm high up I had a full view inside his car. The c**t is deathscrolling through Instagram! The lights don't take that long but his 1st though as he stopped was to pick up his phone, not even to do anything 'important' but to just flick through loads of pics of random people too fast to even read anything... What is actually wrong with people!?

McDonald's straws, chew wee bits of the wrapper onto a wet ball and chase each other about like they were poison arrow darts, getting them to stick to the side of your mates' pus if they were quick enough... The good ol' days!

Nah, he's just got a selective memory and would rather engage in personal insults rather than discussing the actual issues people have with the league. I only posted once in ages but he chooses to claim that he hasn't jumped on pretty much one of my posts in this section since I called his team a bunch of hypocrites and sell-outs

So having teams involved in a league who are only there via a vote, who's results don't matter to their own league position as they can't be promoted or relegated and are excluded from the final league standings (according to the document), but are playing teams who's results against them count towards their own league points tally and can influence promotion and relegation is perfectly normal?

You've gone from telling everyone how unfair and tinpot the whole situation is, to being their biggest cheerleader as soon as you caught wind that Hearts were joining. If you can't see (or choose to ignore) the blatant issue with sporting integrity, then I'd call that a complete 180 from what you were shouting from the rooftops a few seasons ago

No, because they would be hurting their own points total and final league position. You know, like EVERY other professional league in the world... Changed his tune as soon as Hearts joined strangely enough.

Another arsey, condescending reply to someone making a fair point about the integrity of the situation. Rather than address the clear issue, you think by focusing on an irrelevant detail and attempting to mock another poster will deflect from the fact that the whole thing stinks and should never be happening in a professional league setup

Fair play and good common sense. Hopefully Finnart are just looking for assurances that they'll be treated the same way rather than digging their heels in or being forced to play the game again. Their tie was all but done as well before it was abandoned