Lee Van Tee

The problem with Traynor is he isn't very good at PR. Controversial client? Claim they have been suffering from depression or invent some other health problem. If they're from an ethnic minority, claim they have been subjected to racism. Paint them as a victim. The papers have a story and these are hard to prove as lies and anyone questioning them can be made to look bad. Traynor is too keen to complicate things. His fabrications can be proven as fabrications. Sportsound is only ever worth listening to when Stewart is on on a Monday night, preferably with Tom English. I mentioned before the apology that BBC Scotland might now prefer an evening of blandness with David Currie and Leanne Crichton types who would never dream of saying anything worth listening to. I wasn't joking.

Found a wallet this morning, and thought about handing it in and thought "Well, if I lost my wallet with two hundred and fifty pounds in it, how would I feel?" In the end I realised I would want to be taught a lesson.

They did although I forget which ones as I was on the ale while watching it. Think I might still have a few Absolute Games lying around, must have a look for them. Sadly my brother told me a while back that he had given away his copies of AWOL, which was many people's favourite Scottish fanzine even non Meadowbank fans.

Next Monday on Sportsound, David Currie will be in the studio with guest Leanne Crichton. Being as bland as it's possible to be?

Stuck £25 on Price at 4/1 tonight, so at least if he wins I get £100.

Bit gutted for Kamberi that he didn't get the result he would have wanted from his debut for the club he's wanted desperately to play for since coming to Scotland. Especially since the match was at Ibrox with the supporters he believes are the best i the world.

Looking forward to hearing Cat Harvey and Alan Preston later on. Yeah right.

God, for a relatively young man Adie looks an absolute wreck. I think Price has to be favourite now. Boo Hiss.

PDC Masters on ITV4 over the weekend. Will Peter Wright keep using the darts that won him the World Championship? I wouldn't like to put money on it.

Is it not possible their pals Linfield might have overtaken their world record by then, making them the most successful club in the whole wide world ever. Hopefully Real Madrid and Barca can contain their jealousy either way.

Jay and Silent Bob reboot. I like Kevin Smith the person and like his stand up shows but his films with his pals and now his daughter have become unwatchable. Could only endure a half hour or so of so of this. 2/10

Lisa should do it now. If so, will be interesting to see how her game progresses by playing men week in week out. Scotland's Ryan Murray also looking good for a place.

I've heard the BDO have since sent out details of the reduced prize money for their World Championship competition. Chairman Des Jacklin has decided that the women losing in the first round of the Ladies' event will be the only ones not affected. Good news for his wife Paula Jacklin then after her being beaten 0-3, 0-3 and failing to get a dart at a double.

I kind of see why you had a problem with the ending but I loved the film. One of my 3 favourites of the year along with Joker and Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. Could be an interesting Oscars this year for a change.

Shocking stereotyping of darts players in that sketch.

If he did, it worked, he won 7-4. He averaged 93.59, with Williams averaging the slightly higher 94.53 but worse on the doubles. Aye, the cameras showed him at the break with a pint. Not something I have an issue with as I'm old enough to remember the game in the 1980s! Enjoyable final and I just hope he gets paid for winning it eventually.

Is it just me or does Wayne Warren look like he's had a couple of shandies beforehand? With his daughter possibly.

Wee Mikuri definitely the best female player in the world at the moment. Pity she doesn't even know how much money she has just won and no-one else seems to know either. I assume the BDO chairman must have hugely important business elsewhere as he doesn't seem to have have managed to make it along to the darts tonight. What an utter shambles.

I've always thought that being able to count was a basic requirement for a darts referee. Not in the BDO it would seem.

Another stupid decision by the BDO, an organisation that was recently talking up equality in the game between the sexes. Now they're crowdfunding to boost the women's prize money but not the men's. Women playing 3 sets in the semis, the men playing best of 11. Anyway, mon wee Mikuri.

No, it wasn't on on Monday, the only night I can be bothered listening to it as Michael Stewart is on. Superscoreboard was on though discussing the Scottish lower leagues in detail old firm transfer rumours.

Personally I think Princess Di would think it's disgusting the way Prince Harry has treated his adoptive family after all they have done for him.

I've read elsewhere that Gary Stone, Ross Montgomery and some other player have all in the past few days been quoted different prize money by the BDO. And the most rank amateur chairman in world sport is utterly incapable of setting things straight. On the bright side for the competition I think the match tonight between Suzuki and Greaves could be a cracker. I had a few quid on Suzuki at the start of the tournament but this lassie Greaves is a real talent. Would have made a cracking final this. As for this afternoon's session, good luck selling more tickets for this lineup - Warren v Landman Ashton v Hammond Evans v Vandenbogaerde

A loosener according to Tony O'Shea. I'm more likely to watch women's darts than men's in the BDO but this is appalling. Leg won in 43 darts, which makes the standard down the Dog and Duck look like the PDC.

Managed to also get 5/1 on Lisa Ashton winning 3-0, 3-0. Fantastic value bet, so I've won a good few quid and I'm also delighted to see that classless auld hag Jacklin not even get a shot at a double. She really is an obnoxious woman and being the wife of the BDO chairman, her behaviour in person and on social media really reflects very badly on the organisation.