Lee Van Tee

I did hear a call on Superscoreboard as I was preparing some food for my Hogmanay party last week. First call was from a Rangers fan who had just rewatched the Old Firm game and took notes on the dozen or so mistakes made by the ref. All seemingly against Rangers. I just can't get my head around doing this especially as a) Your team won and b) normal people should be looking forward to enjoying yourself on the biggest partying night of the year. Madness.

How can you say that, the Indigo was buzzing tonight.

Not great odds obviously but if anybody wants free money Lisa Ashton is 4/11 to beat Paula Jacklin 2-0 at the BDO Women's World Championship. Please gamble irresponsibly.

Aye, putting her in the PL would have been a massive blunder. She did great in the World's but would probably get beat easily every week by the likes of MVG, Snakebite, Price and the others.

Aye, the critical response had a lot to do with me deciding to see it. Well, that and Scarlett Johansson.

Oh well, there's always the BDO version coming up soon. If it actually goes ahead, that is.

I didn't laugh once and thought this was absolutely awful, especially Hitler. Rebel Wilson as funny as she always is though, i.e not remotely funny. Amazed that people are talking about Oscar nominations for this. 2/10

Good for her. I said previously that the PDC has done more for her career in the space of a week than the BDO has ever done. The BDO under Des Jacklin is an amateurish joke, doomed to failure. I feel sorry for players traipsing across Britain and Europe for a year trying to win enough points to take part in this mess.

My plan is to watch Only an Excuse and then make several predictable posts about how unfunny it is nowadays. Actually, my plan is to watch it and be so drunk that I fail to remember a single sketch tomorrow.

Just glancing through social media there and I've come to the conclusion that putting an end to whataboutery will not be high on many OF fans' New Years resolution lists for 2020.

Gerwyn 'Little Man syndrome' Price. Another one that can it give it out but can't take it back. Nice to see Snakebite in the final but if he had nine darts to win the title against MVG, I wouldn't have any real confidence in him hitting his double.

The throat slitting gesture is a common way to express that 'time's up'in many parts of South America. Nothing remotely sinister about it. Just as the Ulster salute was honestly nothing to do with a seig heil. I know because BBC Scotland gave airtime to a Rangers fan representative so he could explain the misunderstanding.

Saint Michael is the protector of the children of Israel.

The Green Brigade are truly batshit crazy.

Any Celtic fan who's been saying Lennon is a better manager than Rodgers is truly delusional. If Leicester had been stupid enough to appoint Lennon then they'd likely be in a relegation scrap by now.

A couple of women I work next to have already made their minds up that he's guilty. They will always believe he's guilty because 'you can just imagine him behaving like that' and something to do with his wife being about 80. It's not even worth arguing that he deserves a fair trial and that people should keep an open mind.

Toffee.

Don't expect Gary to go too deep this year but he should come out best tonight against Searle.

1. Phil 'the prowler' Taylor 2. Price. 3. Klassen 4. Noppert 5. Peterson

Not a chance of this happening. I'm amazed folk are taking the idea seriously.

Does anyone actually believe this shit?

Always like a film review that mentions the crucial number of men who got handjobs during the film.

Milton Keynes.

Nice to see the PDC doing more for Fallon's career and bank balance in the space of a few days than the cretins that attempt to run the BDO have ever managed. Nice to see Mensur out too.

No, he compared the strengths of both Edward and Cosgrave.