As a fan of a non-League English club, I can suggest that they apply for a place in the North East Counties League Division 2 and they can work their way up from there, but that’s not what they actually want, is it?
He lost it months ago. I have genuine concerns about his wellbeing.
I wonder if he’s going to come out with a Guardian piece about this, which will out-English Tom English?
This whole saga is giving me, a non-Scot who supports a non-Scottish club, plenty of entertainment. Hearts really are the gift that keeps on giving. Keep it going Jambos!