The Derry

Kerr has been fine this year, had a couple stinkers but so has everyone. Agree however that in order to improve he isn't the long term solution. In happier news we win 3-0 tonight. Charlie, Ashcroft and Cummings.

Ryan Stevenson looks like my 3 year old coloured him in. File in his nonsense opinion in the bin like his dinghy career.

3-0 Dundee. Relegate County after the match.

Would've taken the draw beforehand.

I honestly couldn't name that many Dundee players. Nobody asked you, though.

Listen it got a little sexual there. I blame the tension in the air.

The only thing I'll be dropping is your trousers and I'll be smacking your bare arse in front of aw yer pals. See you then.

Is this pre or post match so I can book you in?

No because you're being cheeky, you dumb bitch.

You'll walk into a left right goodnight if you keep that cheek up.

Nah you'd never be invited to a Dundee party you wee doofus.

Any Hearts fan looking for a pre/post match fight, please DM me. Bring your kids/wife/parents.

f**k Rudi Skacel, f**k John Robertson, f**k Robbie Neilson, f**k Juanjo, f**k Christophe Berra (not really he was good for us), f**k Mark De Vries, f**k Craig Levein, f**k Thomas Flogel, f**k Stephane Adam, f**k Craig Gordon, f**k Roman Bednar, f**k GMS, f**k John Souttar, f**k Suso Santana, f**k Ian Black, f**k Andrew Driver, f**k Laryea Kingston and f**k Hearts of Midlothian.

That Extabeguren must have given away a world record amount of penalties in his time here. Honking.

Charlie boy to lob that geriatric halfwit in goal for them from the half way line. Ashcroft to body that ginger doofus up top. Cammy to kick GMS into the fucking stratosphere. That's aw I want.

I have nothing against the big man but Cummings has to be first on and not Sheridan.

Buzzing for wee Leigh, what a boy.

Second half was class. A team full of shaggers.

Ro Sham Bore.

Defenders before GGS please, James. That was hard to type. Just want GGS back.

Hearing we have re-signed Davie Clarkson for this game.

Genuinely almost fell asleep reading this drivel. What a fucking goose.

That's some bump.

A page and a bit discussing some fucking diddies from Paisley who have literally never been relevant to anything important in Scottish football. Get that to f**k.

It's a slow day at my work today so the floor is yours amigo.