The Derry

Did a Dundee United fan genuinely assault an Aberdeen player?

@Robin.Hood And it isn't even close.

Thank my lucky stars that not only is my missus a solid 8 she's also not a complete tit like some of yours.

I'd offer my missus to absolutely any of those players tonight.

Terror attacks really have became a bit shit recently. This idiot couldn't even kill the boy sitting 2 feet away.

Nobody should ever go to bomb a memorial service and not come home alive. RIP.

Robertson would look class in a team that had 99% possession. Put him in a team or league where the ball sails over his head four million times a game then what's the point. He's sorta like the poundland Gilmour, he'll take the ball off his centre halves no bother at all and in tight areas where others wouldn't. Plus he's still about 6 year old.

All that talk of Darren O'Dea reminded me of how class he was before his legs went like nothing I've ever seen before.

Who's got the biggest chopper and who's got the smallest?

In games against the Old Firm I'm keen for us to just try and cripple as many of them as physically possible before the games abandoned.

I reckon you've made all this up tbf.

We get a 15 minute tea break in the morning - I take 1 hour. We get a 30 minute lunch - I take 1 hour 30 mins. We get a 10 min break in the afternoon - I don't work between 2.30-4.

And now you have to watch this shambles of a team. Yikes.

Seigrist Kerr Edwards Mulgrew Marshall Adam Fuchs McMullan Levitt Niksanen Cummings f**k the rest of Scotland

I didn't think it was possible for me to seethe over this football club any more than on Wednesday night but then he goes and starts that big fucking dildo Sheridan. Cummings must be wondering wtf is going on upstairs in McPakes dome.

I mind Brechin beat us 1-0 at Dens about 15 years ago midweek which was also keech.

Can't believe this dumb team has managed to ruin my Thursday and Friday and will no doubt find a new embarrassing way to ruin my weekend. Can't wait.

Nelms hates us.

I'm an averagey looking cocktease.

I don't even care how this ends up. About 5 years of absolute nonsense at this miserable team. 400-0 St Mirren.

08:20 the next day - still bylin.

If he's in charge on Saturday my word.

Our strongest 11 is Legends Kerr Ashcroft Sweeney Marshall Byrne Adam McGhee McMullan Cummings McCowan just fucking play that team at every available opportunity. In January our new manager can sign a whole new defence.

I fucking rushed around all evening to get home to watch that shite. If I was McMullan tonight I'd have chinned that stupid c**t in the dugout.

I don't think I've ever been a more seething mess than watching us being 74-0 down and we have a free kick in a decent enough area and that big stupid looking halfwit Sheridan is fannying around the halfway line looking for a bobble instead of being in the box. Cummings on the wing??? McMullan subbed off after 30?? Really good James, well done.