The Derry

I don't believe that for a second. Dundee would never give an unfit mess a 2 year deal.

Why the f**k are people talking about Neil Lennon? He's a fucking toley and the thought of him our colours is enough to put me off my fucking tea. Give yourselves a shake.

Do they not have English classes in Arbroath?

You ought to put down the wine ya stupid looking old melon.

McPake is the worst manager in my lifetime. I've never been so scunnered supporting this shite. If he had anything about him he'd hold his hands up and admit he was out his depth. A good manager could get something out this team easily.

That'll be me making up a half of Dunfermline's tag team then. Comfortable Dundee win then.

Alternatively a tag team match between the two hardest members of each teams Pie and Bovril community.

I'm all for picking the hardest member of each squad to fight in a hell in a cell match for the 3 points.

Play the game at Drumgeith. That never gets flooded.

Hamilton Kerr Walcott Fontaine Marshall Robertson Adam Byrne McMullan Cummings ? Time to give Kerr another chance at RB, cos Elliot isn't any better. Need a new left winger in my league winning team. Obviously McGhee isn't in due to his injury. He'd play over Robertson.

Are we sure McPake wasn't a homophobe?

Aye but tbf he's training against Kane and Son on the daily, whereas the less said about who our defenders are marking in training the better.

Just got this and went Dundee first save. We have a youth centre half who is aged 26 in this when in reality he is 17. Born 2002 not 1993, Jack Wilkie.

I'd kill roughly 12 pensioners to watch Greg Stewart grace Dens again.

Spurs will never win anything worthwhile with pish like Dier, Rodon and Winks.

You have to give McPake credit where it's due. He can't half sell the club. Very excited with this signing.

At least I won't be waking up depressed tomorrow. Did not fancy us at all tonight with no McGhee and potentially no Fontaine.

That's a minter.

Wish we had some c**t Like Hendry in defence now. Someone with a wee bit of swagger that is decent defensively and not completely inept with the ball at his feet.

<<< verge of tears

And Forster my god. And someone wants to tell me why McPake has Cammy centre mid instead of Robertson or Anderson.

I will fight anyone who says Sow, Mullen or Afolabi are better than Sofien Moussa. 3 of the worst strikers I have ever seen.

I honestly don't think I've heard of any of these Arbroath players. Do you guys tend too play your football further down the leagues?

You ever disrespect the scheme I was brought up in again then you're for it.

I'm not sure even a mother would love that face.