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The one lap pace is strange, Alfas looking very average today which is a shame.

That Merc obviously not competitive over race distance. Wonderful

I genuinely think there's something in that. He's not the best off the line so could well happen.

I do think that Alfa were the standout today. Them being competitive again would really shake up the pack. I would say the Alpines plus Stroll are in bother if the likes of AR and McLaren suddenly turn it on. On Alphatauri.... It is a riddy for Tsunoda to get outqualified by a guy who's just stepped into that car.

A genuinely great race in store tomorrow. Life is fantastico, I cant wait. Carpe Diem.

All you do is point this out. Ironically being everything you hate.

Toto Wolff being sad makes me happy. Where did those Alfas come from!

This young pundits patter is a dreadful idea. Why the f**k should a premium sports channel give presenting airtime to some jumped up wee losers.

I think the last few races have made defending Perez tougher, but he's miles better than Riccairdo. I think RB could rub his tummy a wee bit, give him a pay rise/new objectives and you've got the perfect no.2.

Please be Mercedes, just so the Internet virgins have a total meltdown.

All this is fantastic knowledge. I don't see anything that explains why norris didn't just take the money and no. 1 seat at McLaren versus an obedient, underpaid, role at RB.

Never too late! Go to your local tesco and get any of the below, budget dependant.... Bunnahabhain Stuiradeur £32 Tomatin Legacy £25 Tamnavulin Double cask £22 I think they'll all be winners as they're easy going, flavour led single malts. Edit - spoiler alert, the price does make a difference here although £22 for Tamnavulin is great value.

Just recently opened 2 Kilkerrans this week. 1 Bourbon Cask, 1 Sherry. Ive got to say, the Sherry is miles in front. Wasnt impressed with the first pours off either of them. Second sitting I poured a good 90mins before I went to sip them. Neither to write home about tbh, a sign of the times where you're forced to buy in advance of any review due to the hype. Kilkerran a distillery for me thats underwhelmed more than impressed. Edit- both 8yo Cask Strength

Well, in theory, but reported salaries as below Perez 10m Norris 20m So that's not true really eh? If he was so rated, red bull would pay a no.2 driver 1/3rd what Verstappen is getting.

Exactly, there's only one winner. f**k everyone else.

Aye, and likely offered him half what mclaren did. What's your point?

Verstappen is head and shoulders above all of them imo. Fastest car just makes it even more unfair. He isn't a team player though. The slightest threat would have him playing up. I'm not sure Norris taking a mega contract off McLaren when he had limited other optiond can be considered 'tremendous loyalty' though.

Verstappen and Norris may well be pals, that ends the minute they're in the same car. Red bull will be hunting an obedient number 2 like Bottas for the foreseeable. Norris might actually fit that bill, I dont see him as champion material these days. Can't quite put my finger on it but he lacks that ruthless edge to him.

Perez is a good driver but in the earlier days the Telcel sponsorship money seemed to carry him a little.

The only "vigour" on show is some Obese weirdos living in a failed statelet wanking over some fires down the park.

Exhibit A: They're thick cvnts

It's definitely dying out, the average age appears to be increasing every year. The enthusiastic young team who turn up in the Rangers tops lack the organisation or gumption to carry on the baton, so to speak. They'll burn brighter as they leave us though unfortunately.

Yeah I don't disagree, I'm perhaps confusing what should happen with what I want to happen.

Anyone fallen to their death off a pallet mountain yet? Pallets are £10-15 a go. It's fvcking mental to burn them.

As long as Riccairdo doesn't get it, smug b*****d.