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Joe Efford shares a birthday wity my wife, brother, (late) Gran, and Michael Jackson. He will never be forgotten.

However, how dare he have a birthday when we're trying to sign players.

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I'm all for signing moult, I'll get him some stone cold Steve Austin style knee braces. Life is too short, let's enjoy the little things, we've got Celtic in a couple of weeks, where we will once more be reminded of the futility of this league.

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Can't mind this guy at all. But an actual fast winger is a big need.

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Lennon Miller on the bench? That would be something if he came on, at a couple of days over 16.

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I'd rather sign the man united academy captain.

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Hammell - "We had a number of options available to us but we wanted to wait for Matt and are absolutely delighted to have him with us,”

Just letting every available left back know that we think they're shite.

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Advanced warning that all clubs are posting content with Rylan right now, so unless we're signing him, our next tweet may not be a signing :-)

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Ok, Lennon Millers birthday? Now they're being c**ts.

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I think they should announce the signings on here and not tell the Twitter and Facebook folk.

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Fair play comms people, fair play.

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Kelly literally had nothing to do. There must have been one keeper who actually made a save at the weekend.

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Hammell has charmed the girls to a victory at Hibs, I assume he showed his face at training through the week.

Does he have to show his face in person, or does an image of his face work the same, like the weeping angels of Doctor Who lore?

[Motherwell v Livingston 20/08/22 - The race for Europe]

They call that a three team switcheroo on The Ocho.

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Stevie Hammel truly is an evil wizard. That penalty was even less of a penalty when I saw it on the highlights there, and I didn't think it was a penalty at the time.

If nothing else, at least Martindale will hate us more than he already did.

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Wholesome content

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A draw would probably have been a fair result today. Was never a penalty though and will need to take another at the red card. 

The first yellow was soft, and the second was a bit dangerous the way he went in, but unless I missed some other fouls, it seemed harsh to give him the two bookings without a warning at least.

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Is this true? Are the end times upon us? I'm off to do some quick repenting just in case!

Sean Goss is going to be furious.

On the subject of Goss, did hammell teach him the evil smile? I think it won us that penalty.

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That’s the best Efford’s played for us, needs to be confident and make decisions quicker. Van Veen put a good shift in. Never felt too threatened from Livingston expect from when one of their players nearly scored a screamer of a half volley. Not sure if it was a pen but we’ll take it. 

That was the first time I thought there might be something in there with Efford. Pace and power are hard to find, and he has a decent touch, but he's still miles off with his decision making, which at least can be coached.

Enjoy our commentator calling everyone internationalists, just because they're from other countries.

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The game had 0-0 written all over it until Hammel brought out the voodoo.

Didn't look like a penalty on the international stream, maybe the linesman felt bad for us due to the number of assaults Walsh let go. Sol was manhandled in the box not long after that too.

Thought Goncalves volley was goalbound near the end, would have been a b*****d, but I think that was the only real glimpse of danger for us, maybe Bevis was the problem. We should have got a second at the wend there but KVV was too knackered to be his usual greedy self.

[Cheap as Chips]

Ramen/super noodles on a piece.

[What is the most important position?]

After seeing Aaron Chapman, it has to be keeper. There's a few positions you can be shite at and hide, but a bad goalie gets you relegated.

He legitimately looked like Sam Beckett had quantum leaped into him during that accies game. I've never seen a player so fucking confused. Hope he was able to save his dog or whatever.

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I haven't checked Twitter for days, but yes.

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If the next signing isn't Snodgrass, they're going to be met with Rey Mysterio at Royal Rumble 2014 vibes.

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I'd absolutely have him at motherwell, but it says a lot that the article isn't credited to an actual person.

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It's a long season, and it's good to have attacking options. No one is walking right into the team either, so it's up to the likes of Shields to keep their place.