Apologies for doing a stupid thing after a night out, I'm sure you or nobody else in the world has ever done such an idiotic thing before.
Lobbed a pizza box off my mates head so they came over to give me the pep talk.
I looked into breach of the peace fines before because one officer said he was going to charge me with it before for disagreeing with him. I was crossing the road, admittedly in a pretty stupid place but it was quicker than using the crossing and he pulled me up saying I was trying to act the big man in front of my mates when I was sober and they were going the other way. Anyway I didn't get fined that night and rightly so unfortunately didn't escape last night but that will teach me.
I await the "what a twat" comments like woodside's because they have never done anything even remotely stupid in their life, never mind after a night out.