Oystercatcher

From stone to slab

well done on doing the half. I just can't commit to that level of training. I've done 3 halfs never a marathon and the training was brutal

Great Scottish run 10k this morning, delighted with my time of 53:05

Having played more games than the teams around us in the league

Performance wise. We've been stinking for the last few games, we look uninterested and only seem to get into 2nd gear when we're one nil down. Other teams are taking the game to us, having a go and we seem content letting them. Our goal difference is poor too. Other teams are beating teams 4, 5 to nil, we're grinding out draws and one nil wins. Is it a motivational thing? Everyone around me today felt the same as I did leaving the ground. Aye, the referee was rotten but why are we making stupid challenges in our own penalty area in the 8th minute of injury time? Really frustrating

Going on our last 6 performances I reckon cowdenbeath will beat us (ek) next week. Mind ye's can come into the sports club across from k park for a pint before the game.

We're not good enough.

https://twitter.com/afc_glen/status/1575942075287158785?s=48&t=dcIaYWMDshoorgnPge9CjQ

The queen

In an age where weans have their mobile devices always in hand it would be nice if my niece and nephew responded to the WhatsApp messages ive sent them saying I've put some money in their bank accounts, I know you've read the message, a simple thanks would suffice

Johnny Vaughan is a DJ on radio X I'm sure. Met penn and teller in Vegas a couple of years ago after one of their shows, the silent one is about 6ft and the tall one about 7ft making my 5ft 6 miniature stature look even more diminutive

Some of the serf replies on that.

"Working" never worked a day in his life

We made hard work of that today. There seems to be a lethargy the last few games where we're content with teams bringing the game to us and ek content with a counter attack, it really isn't good enough. A half arsed penalty from McLaughlin and trying to run the clock down with ten minutes to go, really frustrating to watch today, I hope they pick it up.

https://twitter.com/realchrisrufo/status/1572630113589788672?ref_src=twsrc^tfw

I appear to have a memory that my wife was 8 stone with a pert wee arse

Had a really vivid dream last night that I died in a plane crash, I remember turning to an air steward and she said this is it and everything went black.

Got it in one

Yes, during my wedding speech. The most recent exchange was when he said that he doesn't like Steve clark because he hates the rangers, I told him everyone hates rangers the only people that like rangers are rangers fans, the confusion on his face was visible. He's 75 and hopefully a dying breed, but I'm not sure.

You're right, my now father in law when I first started dating my now wife thought I was a Catholic because I didn't support rangers, he never spoke to me for the first few months, moronic behaviour

Just finished American dirt. Pretty heavy at times 7/10

Went to a customer this morning to cut their grass. This is how the conversation went. Him "What happened yesterday?" Me " I don't know" Him " c'mon your face is tripping you" Me struggling to think about something that happened yesterday "I don't know what you're talking about" Him " stop carrying on, your team got beat " He thought I was a Celtic fan because I don't support rangers.

They're going to get a coronary when they hear my lawnmower

https://twitter.com/joejglenton/status/1570097943264493569?s=20&t=QNKJTp3ou-QfYDHjXZjynA

He's been caught in a pint glass and papped out in the garden