Oystercatcher

About 2500 at a music festival. Flip side was about 3 people in nice n sleazy

We were rotten. Didn't look interested at all in the first half, came out in the second half scored twice then went back to being uninterested. We're not going to win any league with performances like the last two

Jesus, what a lucky woman.

Auld Liz missing the Highland games....... probably my only chance at points

My first year taking part and 9 months in I realise my lack of research is hindering my score Still hoping Harry styles takes one for the team and is found in a hotel room suffering the consequences of a danger w**k

Given our performance last night your fears are unfounded.

Shire played well, shut our players down quickly and generally looked more up for it. Your goal was an absolute peach, as soon as the ball left the players foot I knew it was in .

We didn't look interested tonight, the worst performance this season, we never got out of 2nd gear. Shires keeper was excellent, pulled off 3 or 4 brilliant saves from set pieces, he was motm for me.

Skin of our teeth Pulled it out the bag though, feels like an important win.

Ah, I'm thinking dodgy as in unsafe. You are right though, it is impossible to get to using public transport.

Hardly, k park is in calderglen, a country park, absolutely nothing dodgy about it, if it was in greenhills or calderwood I would share your concerns

Our number 8 is Neil McLaughlin, he's a fantastic player and reads the game really well. I thought the three officials had a bit of a poor game, I was half expecting the ref to start yellow carding fans in the stand he was that happy showing it, it wasn't even a dirty game.

That would be class. Great transport links, easy walking from the town centre, village and train station.

Thought you gave a good account of yourselves, I really admire your captain, he's got a good bit of dig about him, I remember him from the cup final a few months back too

A really nervy game for ek, thought bo'ness commanded a lot of the game, a good physical side that a lot of teams will struggle to beat this year A win is a win though. They're not always pretty

Big test today

Looking forward to having bo'ness visit today and I am slightly nervous about the game.

The word Ye, as in ye old oak ham or ye olde inn, is actually pronounced the. It had something to do with early typesetting. Also Julius Caesar should be pronounced Julius Kaiser

A bearing had went, manufacturing problem, pull chord completely stuck. Doesn't instill confidence that the thing will last 2 years if it breaks after 2 weeks. To add to my rage it took 50 minutes to get from east Kilbride to Hamilton because the schools are back

The £1000 lawnmower I bought 2 weeks ago broke down this morning. I know things aren't built to last anymore but christ, id expect it to last longer than the 5th time I used it

Darius deadish

I don't drink.

I'm sober, if ye cannae gloat about beating the team 2 points behind you in the league 4-0 then what has fitba become? It was a flippant comment, no need for anyone to get their knickers in a twist and threats of your cards marked, now that is making an arse of yourself.

Wind yer neck in ya pie