Pete the Jakey

Shamelessly stolen from P&B Twitter. SPFL Premiership Season 23-24 First Phase Report Card Ross County (30pts) P&B Grade: C- Where Points Were Won ===================== vs Livingston 5pts vs Hearts 4pts vs Kilmarnock 4pts vs Motherwell 4pts vs St.Mirren 4pts vs Hibernian 2pts vs Rangers 3pts vs St.Johnstone 3pts vs Dundee 1pts vs Aberdeen 0pts vs Celtic 0pts Record vs Bottom Six 14pts out of 45 (31.1%) Record vs Top Six 16pts out of 54 (29.6%)

Dundee fined £186k for pitch related postponements, £120k of which is suspended. Thoughts on this Dee fans?

There's loads of difference. If signed you have the option to sell them in January if they are razzling and someone wants them. If loaned you cannot play them against there parent club and you might be obliged to give them game time. At the end of the loan you are at the mercy of the parent club where they go, you cant offer them a contract. We had Harry Clarke on loan from Arsenal and he was loaned to Hibs for whatever reason, totally out with the clubs control, if he had been a signing we would have had the option to offer him a competitive contract.

Yip, it sure does. Win that and it relegates Livi and sets the tone for the run in. Draw and we could possibly be level with St Johnstone. I think it is a must not lose game.

Thought they were waiting until Wednesday night. Oh well, Aberdeen at home last game is ok I suppose. We could relegate Livingston on 27th.

That the Mighty Boosh?

If we play Livingston last and they are already down, I reckon Martindale could be easily bought.

Just a thought… maybe no one can get a word in between your random YouTube links and your childlike ramblings?

Great to see Laidlaw back in goals.

Never had any issues. We’ve always invested in our pitch, unlike…

That has shades of David Ngog, who played 63 times for Liverpool and 10 for County. One thing I miss about Overthebridge is the former players thread, that was actually quite good.

Sonam’s been on the sherry again.

I'm not convinced Dhanda nor Spittal will hold down a place in the Hearts starting XI.

I had the pleasure of that this afternoon too. Next weekend I will be gouging my eyes out with a spoon, which will be more enjoyable than listening to those argumentative twats.

Yes, I suppose so. Your offer of a draw is therefore accepted.

Dear Killie, I've always loved you, especially your delicious pies and your west coast humour. Now your top 6 place is secure, I would be grateful if you could let us win please. It would mean more to us than you. Kind regards, Don Cowie.

Loick Ayina 20 year old Congolese lad on loan from Huddersfield Town, brought in by Derek Adams as our squad wasn’t good enough. Safe to say he’s pretty raw.

https://x.com/LiviFCOfficial/status/1773721244019421463?s=20 I hope you give this lad a good send off tomorrow. He has family in Dingwall who are County fans. A tragic loss.

I blame VAR

Some dives are so pish, the player realises they've no chance of getting a pen so gets up and continues to play to avoid getting booked. Unfortunately for Shankland he has previous and refs are aware of him. Correct decision imho.

I meant no offence, I just found that phrase way funnier than it was probably intended.

lol. Never coming to you for a reference.

That suggests it may have been Naismith's idea to put Shankland there, which makes him just as thick as Shankland.

100% with your assessment there.

Prior to today, I thought Shankland was a stick on to play a part in Germany. However he seems out of shape, over confident and please excuse me, but a bit thick. Dunno what he was thinking for the free kick, schoolboy stuff that.