Rockhopper

'When they go past at speed and they do go past at speed - we're talking 35mph to 40mph - all you can hear all day long is noise. So I started a petition to get road bumps to slow the traffic down to 15km.' Disturbing clash of units here

Mike Perkins has spent 14 (Fourteen!)years restoring his beloved 1972 Ford Transit Landliner CI, which he calls his "pride and joy"

If they had gone as Gazan Palestinians we wouldn't be talking about it . They went as British citizens, against the advice of the Foreign Office, and then were happy for a relatively high profile family member to try and pull strings on their behalf when it all went wrong. Their subsequent 'escape' after a cash donation also raises a few questions.

Foreign office advice against travel to Gaza was in place before they went

But similar relatives are a major issue after going somewhere they were told to avoid?

Last saw them in 85 at Knebworth with the so called classic line up of Gillan, Blackmore, Lord, Glover and Paice. Great gig but pissed down all day and we ended up having to push the bus out of the field to get home. Meatloaf and The Scorpions on the bill. Remember Meatloaf had a stookie on his leg and was pelted with mud throughout his set. Happy days Still 3 of the originals in the band. Hopefully Gillan's voice is still up to the job but should be a good night anyway with Reef on the undercard

'Doesn't understand Scottish football' Usually aimed at managers who have arrived from another league and are struggling with the same squad that have seen off multiple previous incumbents

I've made the same rookie mistake putting the squad together. Thanks to the Champ for putting us right

Looks like no one's going to say hello to us

Here hoping to clean up in the Deadpool next year. Had the same plan this year, and last, but forgot to register in time