I was a umbrella holder for her royal deadness Elizabeth while she was visiting a demonstration of our units military strength on the banks of the Rhine, no one told that one of the vehicles she was standing next to was going to fire an anchor on to the other bank, she absolutelly shat it, proper jumped and let out a high pitched scream, made my day. Also Chuck, Di and their kids, Anne from the lizard family. Had a few drinks with Spicy McHaggis before a Dropkick Murphys gig in Glasgow, handled Jello Biaffra as he crowdsurfed singing Holiday in Cambodia.