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The wee badge kissing, wife stealing fud Novo wasn't bad either.

That makes no sense, Frank conner. Standard.

? Maybe better responding when/if you're sober. Slim chance of some sense being made.

Welcome to pop in, Wardy. We can talk about Frank Conner.

Yes. What's your fixation with the 200 club anyway? We've never had to ban anyone so I can only assume that you're being petty about something minor.

Wee Margie is more ferocious than she looks. Tread carefully, Frank!

There was a time when I'd have been outraged at players leaving us to go to the Pars. Clichéd as f**k but these boys have a short career and I can't grudge them sticking an extra one or two hundred quid on their weekly wage. Aye, "f**k the Pars" and aw that when we're playing them but it's only a game and folk dishing out abuse at players bettering themselves financially really need to take a good look at themselves.

Good player. Always 100% commitment from him. Definitely in the 'keep' pile for me.

Good to see that we're holding out rather than giving the players a pat on the head and sending them on their merry way for f**k all.

Better ways to kill time on your honeymoon surely?

Wrong Gary.

Jesus that's harsh! RatM hit the nail on the head. Not a bad player but didn’t look great in our setup.

Everyone going on about the comments regarding Buchanan and Wedderburn and completely ignoring how brilliantly diplomatic Bill Clark was about Flannigan.

I did about two hours at the hospital at Christmas. Wrap yourself in a 15 tog quilt and jump in a hot bath and you'll have an idea of how comfortable that was.

I've had the costume on a fair amount of times but there is absolutely nae chance I'd have had that big snake anywhere near me. Imagine if it slithered into the mouth and into the costume. "Why is Roary screaming, mum?"

Gillespie, for me, is in the 'must keep' pile. Excellent player on his day and in his strongest position in midfield.

Yer aw wrong. Welcome back, Ramiro.

Cringe. Like something your unfunny uncle would come out with. Regan Hendry is a fantastic signing. Great start to our recruitment.

I've only watched the interview with Ali and not actually read the script. Ali is someone I trust so I'll probably be buying into this proposal this time around.

Cannae wait for a season's worth of posts about Joe Victoria. Fairly happy if we're signing him though.

Nothing personal but thank f**k Flanagan is away for two reasons: 1) I couldn't be arsed watching his half-arsed attempts at regaining possession/marking a player. 2) He'd quickly have become a target for the boo-boys next season and that makes me cringe. Not fussed about Wedderburn but I might have kept a hold of Buchanan to bring on from the bench. I've seen how well he represented the club off the pitch too. Good guy.

Whilst this is true, some new material would be welcomed. The current 10 year old material that he uses is just cringeworthy.

I'm giddy at the thought of playing with a natural RB next season. A dynamic box to box midfielder and a big tall c**t up front for the ever-loyal Nizzy to play off would be great. Annual request for some mad, foreign cult hero too.

Flanagan tae. f**k sake, man! I'm one shat-out tackle off a mental breakdown.

Imagine bringing your kids on to celebrate winning the relegation playoffs.