Jacksgranda Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 (edited) Now at page 630: Children - 231 Grandchildren - 25 Will publish The List when finished. Edited June 5, 2020 by Jacksgranda Update 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 Just Whats Apped our youngest two granddaughters. The wee one's two months old and bright as a button. And at least this time Grace didn't cover her eyes like when she last visited and stood at the bottom of the garden. She wasn't too keen when I blew her kisses, mind you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 1 hour ago, Jacksgranda said: Just Whats Apped our youngest two granddaughters. The wee one's two months old and bright as a button. And at least this time Grace didn't cover her eyes like when she last visited and stood at the bottom of the garden. She wasn't too keen when I blew her kisses, mind you. Well I’ve been naughty, we’ve had them all for a roast dinner. Back to the Friday pandemonium and house wrecked, feel on top of the world tonight 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 (edited) Okay, ladies and gentlemen, hereunder The List. (Only bairns born since the start of the thread are eligible for inclusion.) My list, my rules! 252 children, 29 grandchildren A few caveats: 1/ Some posters have changed their user name, so there's a possibilty of doubling up in the count. 2/ The Chief (Hamilton Aca) is a Hamilton fan, Apparently there is another The Chief. (One of them should probably change their name to The The Chief.) 3/ Steven Seagal announced his child under his "other account" so he could be doubled up in the count. 4/ Some posters didn't have the manners to announce they were pregnant, and a random post would appear "My child is 1/2/3/4 and is now sleeping through the night/walking/starting university/climbing Everest" and would never post again. Some of these may have slipped through the net. 5/ Some posts seem to have disappeared (whether through a banning or one of Div's f**k ups tidy ups I don't know), and were only picked up because somebody quoted them. 6/ Many posters appear to have left the site 7/ There have been some heartbreaking posts particularly in relation to miscarriages, to which I can relate, as can many others. 8/ There have been some heartwarming stories, particularly Keigthy (and June) raising their grandchildren full time and Alert Mongoose adopting. 9/ Honest Saints Fan and sjc's daughter (Sakura) battlling with cancer I'm sure touched us all, and heedthebaa's grandaughter Ava's progress was also catching at the heartstrings, as were all the stories of premature births.. 10/ For all the chat about this thread being a haven of peace and tranquillity - which it generally is - there was a fair amount of bitching and sniping on the first 100+ pages, and some of the posts from The Kilt (under his new name) and xbl were extremely creepy, imho. However, it settled down after they stopped posting, coincidentally or otherwise. 11/ Despite their P&B reputation, Reynard and The_Kincardine were the epitome of sweetness and light when contributing to this thread. 12/ Nobody has had more than 3 children born since the start of this thread, although I'm sure there is still time for some of the threesomes to go for a clear lead. Over to you, lads. 13/ Special mention to scottsdad who appears in both the children and grandchildren list. Some boy! 13/ Slippery P is down for 3 as he adopted one, if I can remember correctly. 15/ The Phoenix came out of the starting blocks in the grandchildren stakes with 2 before the rest of us caught our breath, but was slowly reeled in by myself and heedthebaa with 7 & 6 respectively. 16/ Granny Danger has at least 2 grandchildren but I've no idea if the other one was born after the start of this thread. 17/ Raidernation also has 2, but again I'm not sure when the other one was born* * Rn is down for two, we'll leave it at that until he corrects me. Duly corrected - one only since start of thread. Lists below,open for corrections. Children Stewarty Mac 1 Pollymac 1 Skyline Drifter 2 Napolean Dynamite 1 Half A Person 1 The Chief (Hamilton Aca) 1 Ebanda's Handyman 1 Reading Saintee 2 Haitch 1 Reina 2 nelsjfc 2 MB 1 G_Man1985 2 Ceske 1 f_c_dundee 1 seamus 1 Waspie 2 Cargen Qos 1 Hey! Ho! Jambo! 1 LOL @ Celtic 1 lichtie23 3 endieinreekie 1 BigBadSaint 1 Suspect Device 1 Thundermonkey 1 gypoarmy 1 savagecabbage 1 bairnPunter 1 walter fitz gilbert 1 Whistle Blower 1 chico 1 Mozza Mozza 1 Gnash 2 die hard doonhamer 3 rajpelt 1 RH33 2 Mallo_Madrid 2 Shuggie_Murray7 3 bobby carlos 2 paisley saints 1 Adam & Lisa Cuddy 1 greenockraver 1 gingapar 1 diamonds2002 2 Adolfo Rios 1 Swarley 2 Tynierose 1 Polomoney 1 one m in Motherwell 1 kanadia 1 Uncle Physchosis 1 ditots 1 Addie 2 CooCoothenoo 1 baillieinleeds 1 groaninjock 1 Mr.Blue 1 Gaz 3 Fife saint 1 madwullie 2 11thHour 1 MB 1 Raithie 1 Stagmaster 1 pandarilla 2 Nkomo-A-Gogo 2 CLANCY2KTID 1 1888bhoy67 3 Jamie_Beatson 2 el buitre 2 RaithRyan 1 The Wolf 1 Greenlantern 1 deadasdillinger 1 energyzone 2 mozam76 1 scottsdad 1 KiwiDB 2 Steven Seagal* 1 lightscamera 2 carpetmonster 1 Le Tout P'ti FC 1 Bobby Skidmarks 2 Gaz 2 Heed 1 We Are Elgin 2 Nelly'78 1 stimpy 1 weirdcal 2 Scary Bear 3 milton75 1 Dee Dee 2 sparky88 1 Desp 1 8MileBU 1 The Ginger Prince 2 gav-ffc 1 pub car king 2 KnightswoodBear 3 DarkBlue62 2 RoversMad 1 HMFC Mitchy 1 Deefiant 3 11thHour 2 Ando 3 Penny Lane 1 Bambino7 2 K.T. 1 SlipperyP 3 banana 2 Sweet Pete 2 Anonymous Spider 1 Glen Medieros 1 Bear in Sweden 2 the snudge 1 Septentrional Wasp 2 Scotty79 1 jmothecat 2 mattydfc93 1 streetwisehercules 1 ally 2 Adamski 2 LoonsYouthTeam 1 sjc 1 Honest Saints Fan &Rugster 2 Bairnardo 2 Saigon Raider 2 steelmen 1 Ayrshire-SFC 1 Dicko23 1 StandFree03 1 spacekid84 1 19QOS19 2 Tartantony 2 mcintyre_gmfc 2 Wren Road 1 gkneill 1 The Woolshed 2 BigBo10 2 Tommy Nooka 1 placidcasual 1 dave.j 2 Toma_BullyWee 1 ++Ammo - Airdrie++ 1 Dindeleux 1 forameus 1 Jimmy85 1 Stuarty 1 fanny paddery 1 paisleysaints 1 wellboy1991 1 The Equalizer 1 stumigo 1 EH75 1 PB1994 1 PB 4.2 1 pleslie99 1 dysartrovers 3 grumswall 1 ShaggysBeard 2 ICTChris 1 throbber 1 Disco30 1 Inanimate Carbon Rod 1 Wardy 1 Neiljb 1 K.T. 1 Ingo ohne Flamingo 1 MOrtonfc 1 Aufc 2 MP_MFC 1 Northsea80 1 .Stuart. 2 FalkirkBairn93 1 KillieCon 1 Illgresi 1 Busta Nut 1 Ross. 1 tree house tam 1 MixuFruit 1 Total 252 Grandchildren 2 The Phoenix 6 heedthebaa 1 Bold Rover 7 Jacksgranda 1 scottsdad 1 Raidernation 1 printer 2 keithgy 2 supermik 1 Eednud 1 Granny danger 2 Romeo 27 Total o 28Total Edited June 8, 2020 by Jacksgranda Update 19 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 Tremendous effort by everybody and by JG. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 (edited) Outstanding work JG Edit.... I have two kids also Edited June 6, 2020 by heedthebaa 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 (edited) Thanks, I had serious bother getting the info from my spreadsheet. There could be 20 people missing! (The number of bairns is correct, however.) I'm going to have another go at formatting Ze List after I've had my dinner. Edited June 6, 2020 by Jacksgranda Update 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 Thanks, I had serious bother getting the info from my spreadsheet. There could be 20 people missing! (The number of bairns is correct, however.)Great work. Iv got 3 kids of my own and 1 inherited so I like to say Iv got 4 kids 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 1 minute ago, lichtie23 said: Great work. Iv got 3 kids of my own and 1 inherited so I like to say Iv got 4 kids Yes, but all 4 born after 26th January 2009? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 Just to point out that Jimmy85 is listed twice with one child, he probably has 6 the way he's terrorising twitter these days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 Yes, but all 4 born after 26th January 2009?No. 1 before. Oldest is away to turn 12 on Wednesday 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, welshbairn said: Just to point out that Jimmy85 is listed twice with one child, he probably has 6 the way he's terrorising twitter these days. Thanks wb, theres more than Jimmy85 in twice, I've scored through them. I said I had bother transferring the data... Edited June 6, 2020 by Jacksgranda sllepnig 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 Tremendous work on the list @Jacksgranda No chance of me being the first to 4, I made sure I'll be stopped at 3 back in December 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 Get that in some sort of respectable order @Jacksgranda, it’s a fucking mess. Spoiler Also, well done. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 1 hour ago, heedthebaa said: Outstanding work JG Edit.... I have two kids also Aye, I know (that's where your 6 grandchildren have come from, I'm assuming...) but they miss the cut off point for inclusion by about 25 years... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 Well done JG! Been through a lot in the last 4 years between a huge blood loss with Catherine, Fraser being born 11 weeks early and a shitty cancer diagnosis! The worst part of it all is Fraser waking up at 5am every morning 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, lichtie23 said: No. 1 before. Oldest is away to turn 12 on Wednesday That means he was born in 2008, before this thread started. I'm going to have to take a point off. To ensure sporting integrity I am going to have to ask you for their dates of birth. ETA: I've misread your post. As you were. Edited June 6, 2020 by Jacksgranda 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 I won’t be having any more so won’t be first to four either! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 54 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: Aye, I know (that's where your 6 grandchildren have come from, I'm assuming...) but they miss the cut off point for inclusion by about 25 years... Aye ok, point taken 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 (edited) 16 hours ago, MixuFruit said: Missed me, I've got one too! Don't know how that happened. Amended accordingly. ETA: I remember thinking as I came near the end "I must go back and change Mixu's name to his new one". Obviously I never did that as if I had have done I would have noticed you weren't even there under your old name... Edited June 7, 2020 by Jacksgranda Update 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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