Stellaboz Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 Dog lights!!!Tell me more.BARK BARK BARK 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 2 hours ago, SlipperyP said: Dog lights!!! Tell me more. People put flashing lights on their dog at night. Red ones, green ones, blue ones. I don't bother - prefer mine not to be seen when he's raiding folk's gardens, fighting and generally harassing people and animals. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: People put flashing lights on their dog at night. Red ones, green ones, blue ones. I don't bother - prefer mine not to be seen when he's raiding folk's gardens, fighting and generally harassing people and animals. This puts a total new perspective, I hope this fad carries all the way here, I'll be able see the fear in their eyes, bring it on! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 18 minutes ago, SlipperyP said: This puts a total new perspective, I hope this fad carries all the way here, I'll be able see the fear in their eyes, bring it on! I hope whoever invented dog lights is very rich now. They spotted a way to fleece folk for something they really don't need. My dog took himself off the other night, crossed the water of Leith and went to my mate's house. I got a call to say as well as my daughter staying over (sleepover with his daughter), my dog Renton had now joined them all. No dog light would have made the disobedient wee p***k come back. He runs at about 35mph too so your moped may struggle to keep up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 7 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I hope whoever invented dog lights is very rich now. They spotted a way to fleece folk for something they really don't need. My dog took himself off the other night, crossed the water of Leith and went to my mate's house. I got a call to say as well as my daughter staying over (sleepover with his daughter), my dog Renton had now joined them all. No dog light would have made the disobedient wee p***k come back. He runs at about 35mph too so your moped may struggle to keep up. Your dug Renton is a clever boy! Lets see him run away while I'm driving my 35mph moped at 16 kpm with pure red dead (mostly dead pros) meat tied to the sides. I'm the their father Xmas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellfan09 Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 Boiled or baked haggis? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 18 minutes ago, SlipperyP said: Your dug Renton is a clever boy! Lets see him run away while I'm driving my 35mph moped at 16 kpm with pure red dead (mostly dead pros) meat tied to the sides. I'm the their father Xmas. He'd probably try and shag you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: He'd probably try and shag you. Many dug have before, I have the walk of shame . Ps only joking, you got his number? we could slapchap 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 17 minutes ago, wellfan09 said: Boiled or baked haggis? Its about time you were taken back to the cell young man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 27 minutes ago, wellfan09 said: Boiled or baked haggis? As long as it's not vegetarian... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 When you overtake a lorry on the motorway, why do all lorry drivers feel the need to flash their lights at you as if they’re permitting you to pull back over into the outside lane? i think this is done by lonely, long distance lorry drivers craving human contact. be nice, flash your hazards back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 How many red dot do you get for 24 period? I've been here for 10 years and only done 2. Mods? I'm going dark -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 1 minute ago, GordonD said: As long as it's not vegetarian... Vegetarian haggis is better than the real stuff IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 Just now, Tynierose said: 15 I think. Platinum lot get 25 Thanks I just tried it out, works good, here we goooo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 Think I've only ever given one red dot and it was to a guy moaning about dots. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 Don't think I have ever given a red dot, can you even do it on the app? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 Don't think so. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 Spoiler Lilith Sternin-Crane shags Will Riker I did not know that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 5 minutes ago, Cerberus said: I did not know that. TNG Season 4 episode 15 'First Contact' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 If a person is born deaf what language do they think in? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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