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2 hours ago, SlipperyP said:

Dog lights!!!
Tell me more.

People put flashing lights on their dog at night. Red ones, green ones, blue ones. I don't bother - prefer mine not to be seen when he's raiding folk's gardens, fighting and generally harassing people and animals. 

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1 minute ago, Shandon Par said:

People put flashing lights on their dog at night. Red ones, green ones, blue ones. I don't bother - prefer mine not to be seen when he's raiding folk's gardens, fighting and generally harassing people and animals. 

This puts a total new perspective, I hope this fad carries all the way here, I'll be able see the fear in their eyes, bring it on!

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18 minutes ago, SlipperyP said:

This puts a total new perspective, I hope this fad carries all the way here, I'll be able see the fear in their eyes, bring it on!

I hope whoever invented dog lights is very rich now. They spotted a way to fleece folk for something they really don't need. My dog took himself off the other night, crossed the water of Leith and went to my mate's house. I got a call to say as well as my daughter staying over (sleepover with his daughter), my dog Renton had now joined them all. No dog light would have made the disobedient wee p***k come back. He runs at about 35mph too so your moped may struggle to keep up. 

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7 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

I hope whoever invented dog lights is very rich now. They spotted a way to fleece folk for something they really don't need. My dog took himself off the other night, crossed the water of Leith and went to my mate's house. I got a call to say as well as my daughter staying over (sleepover with his daughter), my dog Renton had now joined them all. No dog light would have made the disobedient wee p***k come back. He runs at about 35mph too so your moped may struggle to keep up. 

Your dug Renton is a clever boy! Lets see him run away while I'm driving my 35mph moped at 16 kpm with pure red dead (mostly dead pros)  meat tied to the sides. I'm the their father Xmas.

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18 minutes ago, SlipperyP said:

Your dug Renton is a clever boy! Lets see him run away while I'm driving my 35mph moped at 16 kpm with pure red dead (mostly dead pros)  meat tied to the sides. I'm the their father Xmas.

He'd probably try and shag you. 

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When you overtake a lorry on the motorway, why do all lorry drivers feel the need to flash their lights at you as if they’re permitting you to pull back over into the outside lane?
i think this is done by lonely, long distance lorry drivers craving human contact. be nice, flash your hazards back.
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