Raith Against The Machine Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 How many posters have announced the loss of their virginity on P&B? I was just thinking that VirginTON is constantly mocked, but that's not really going to stop unless he announces one day "BTW, pumped someb'dy" I can remember wee_bairn, who posted something like "Threw away ma v-plates!" in about 2004, and also hardcore Navy-Lad and former Rab-the-Bruce enthusiast Akritoi once posted something along the lines of "Had a great weekend, let's just say it involved me... a girl... and a bed." Possibly DB62 did a similar thing recently, I'm not sure. So, anyone else? Or would you rather discuss how creepy it is that I can remember posts word for word from years ago? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 That is sad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 Vampires - what's the appeal? I'm not especially bothered that this is the latest thing, and although it's a wee bit grating that absolutely fucking everything now has a fucking vampire in it, that's not the thing that's really bothering me. What I want to know is... why vampires? They kill people. And not to save other people, or anything courageous or cool like a ninja, they just drink folks blood. They're essentially serial killers. Mass murderers who don't give a f**k about anyone but themselves, as is their nature. I just feel that, if you're going to pick a mythical being to be your "thing", it'd be much better to fall in love with a scarecrow or a robot or an elf or something. Something a bit... less killy. I can't help feeling that if every single film that was out in the last 6 months was about snowmen instead of vampires, the world would be a nicer place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon EF Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 They kill people. And not to save other people, or anything courageous or cool like a ninja, they just drink folks blood. They're essentially serial killers. Mass murderers who don't give a f**k about anyone but themselves, as is their nature. I just feel that, if you're going to pick a mythical being to be your "thing", it'd be much better to fall in love with a scarecrow or a robot or an elf or something. Something a bit... less killy. But that could all change if they only met the right woman. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 But that could all change if they only met the right woman. Have you been watching Twilight sir? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon EF Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 Have you been watching Twilight sir? Don't judge me! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
False Light Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 Do you mean 10pm? If so, I don't think so. Nope. and now not before ten am...what the fek is goin on.Is the war still on? I meant after 10am (eg anytime between 10am and 10pm). I couldn't find anything online to confirm it but I finally did. Cheers anyway. Very easy for both, you'll get it for free in Glenrothes (there's council offices nearby, see) but it'll cost in Kirkcaldy. Cheers, I don't mind paying because I can claim it on my expenses so it'll just be where ever is closest to where I'm going. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuart. Posted February 14, 2010 Author Share Posted February 14, 2010 (edited) Who is the Scottish guy doing the co-commentary on the Palace v Villa match just now? I recognise the voice but can't place it. It's annoying. EDIT- it's Kevin Gallagher, isn't it? Edited February 14, 2010 by stuart. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuart. Posted February 14, 2010 Author Share Posted February 14, 2010 See next to the Coronation Street thread in the view new posts mode, there is a wee blue half moon shape next to the paper clip that signifies attachments, what does this mean? It looks a bit like a nuclear explosion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 EDIT- it's Kevin Gallagher, isn't it? Yeah. He's not the only one that does it, but i hate the way he says "about". I cant put it into words how he says it differently from most people, but there's an advert just now with a Scottish schoolgirl who says it the exact same way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuart. Posted February 14, 2010 Author Share Posted February 14, 2010 Yeah. He's not the only one that does it, but i hate the way he says "about". I cant put it into words how he says it differently from most people, but there's an advert just now with a Scottish schoolgirl who says it the exact same way. Yeah, I was doing to mention that too, except with the word "down". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qpsnapper Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 Sterling vs Euro tourist rate ---- see that Euro Zone Spain, Portugal, etc are in the doldrums financially right now. What I don't get is why the Sterling Euro rate has hardly altered ---- Any takers on why this is ? Thinking about when to book my hols for best rate etc Because we're financially fecked as well so the money's going mainly to the US dollar at the moment, the pound has fallen about 12 cents against the dollar over the last three months while the Euro has fallen about 10% against the dollar over the same time. The GBP/EUR rate probably won't move very much over the next few months because the markets are waiting to see who forms our new Government and to see what they will do (and how quickly) to reduce our budget deficit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 Yeah Fudge is right there. Yesterday when I was sitting on the throne, I was looking about for something to read (no magazines or anything in our bog). I picked up the tube of Colgate that was sitting on the sink. It had down the side - Strengthens Teeth Freshens Breath If you take out the first four letters of each word it is STFB, which could be Stand The f**k Back. Are Colgate sending me secret messages? I read on the side of my Colgate toothpaste 'we don't make toothpaste for anyone else', so imagine my anger and rage when I went to my mates house and saw that he too had a tube of Colgate. (stolen from a Viz letter once - couldn't resist ) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francesc Fabregas Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 You know those scarves that Pepe Reina and Carlos Tevez wear - what are they called and where can I get one? I tried JJB in Stirling yesterday, but they didn't have them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajpelt Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 You know those scarves that Pepe Reina and Carlos Tevez wear - what are they called and where can I get one? I tried JJB in Stirling yesterday, but they didn't have them. Try Pro Direct Soccer. P.S. your a bufty x 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francesc Fabregas Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 Try Pro Direct Soccer. P.S. your a bufty x I know man, spent £55 on gloves and under armour yesterday too.Need a neck warmer and hairband to complete the look. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 You know those scarves that Pepe Reina and Carlos Tevez wear - what are they called and where can I get one? I tried JJB in Stirling yesterday, but they didn't have them. Dorothy Perkins or Accessorize probably. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 I'm certain that there was a Thunderbirds introduction that "sang" the countdown instead of saying it. So instead of FIVE *doom* FOUR *doom* THREE *DOOM* TWO *doom* ONE *blastoff* it kind of went: FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIVE FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ONE. FIVE FOUR THREE TWO ONE! But I can't for the life of me find it on youtube. Anyone able to help, or did I imagine this alternative introduction. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 You know those scarves that Pepe Reina and Carlos Tevez wear - what are they called and where can I get one? I tried JJB in Stirling yesterday, but they didn't have them. Ive always thought of them as a snood. I got a Trespass one from 'The Mountain Warehouse'. Motorcycle shops also sell something similar. Ive not seen one in a sports shop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 I'm certain that there was a Thunderbirds introduction that "sang" the countdown instead of saying it. So instead of FIVE *doom* FOUR *doom* THREE *DOOM* TWO *doom* ONE *blastoff* it kind of went: FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIVE FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ONE. FIVE FOUR THREE TWO ONE! But I can't for the life of me find it on youtube. Anyone able to help, or did I imagine this alternative introduction. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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