Dee Man Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 9 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Livingston drunk porn is something to behold. A friend tells me. After searching for that for research purposes, I found a video of the least sexy orgy in the world with one of the girls wearing a Celtic top. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 47 minutes ago, Dee Man said: After searching for that for research purposes, I found a video of the least sexy orgy in the world with one of the girls wearing a Celtic top. Hopefully it's a portent....of the grey and green-hooped dross getting fucked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 I was put off ever searching for Scottish porn again after stumbling across a video of a boy sticking his boaby in Greyfriars Bobby's snout. A guy at work showed me a video of a girl he knew getting herself off in the bath. All I could think of was how manky the sealant around the bath was. Would probably come out more bogging than when she went in.Dirty cow.It was on a rather prominent chugging website as well. Or, at least I'm told that it's prominent... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 I also have a video of some quine getting shafted with a bottle of Buckfast. Can't remember where I got that from. I usually get my Buckfast from the local corner shop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 1 hour ago, Adam said: A guy at work showed me a video of a girl he knew getting herself off in the bath. All I could think of was how manky the sealant around the bath was. That could be a very niche Colin and Justin (call it Colon and Justin) type show. You watching porn vids, Gogglebox-style and appraise the decor, soft furnishings and general cleanliness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 1 minute ago, throbber said: I think you're on to something here Shandon, let's contact channel 5. Better to start with ITVBe, judging by the stuff Mrs Ranter watches from there, they don't seem to be able to say no to ANY form of reality show. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 18 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: That could be a very niche Colin and Justin (call it Colon and Justin) type show. You watching porn vids, Gogglebox-style and appraise the decor, soft furnishings and general cleanliness. In my research in these matters last night, I stumbled on a ginger woman getting an enema. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 5 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: In my research in these matters last night, I stumbled on a ginger woman getting an enema. Adam would be furious with Lolly Badcock. She's forever pissing on the floor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 Is paddy power down just now or is it just my laptop? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 15 minutes ago, pandarilla said: Is paddy power down just now or is it just my laptop? Working fine on mine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 Working fine on mine. App or website?I can get the app but I find it murder to use. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 Website. I find the app ok on my phone but hardly ever bet with PP unless it's the only choice on holiday as the odds are usually shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 Does anyone know much about boats? I'm going out on an inflatable kayak on the Forth on Monday. I don't want to appear soft but I've heard of folk drowning, needing life jackets etc. I don't think my pal has much in the way of PPE. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 Just now, Shandon Par said: Does anyone know much about boats? I'm going out on an inflatable kayak on the Forth on Monday. I don't want to appear soft but I've heard of folk drowning, needing life jackets etc. I don't think my pal has much in the way of PPE. Fill the canoe with bottles of wine, the corks should keep you afloat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 1 minute ago, Zen Archer said: Fill the canoe with bottles of wine, the corks should keep you afloat. That sounds like good advice. My attendance at Starks Park or otherwise may depend on this. This pal bought a conservatory off eBay that leaked like f**k so I'm hoping his boat is a bit more watertight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 Just now, Shandon Par said: That sounds like good advice. My attendance at Starks Park or otherwise may depend on this. This pal bought a conservatory off eBay that leaked like f**k so I'm hoping his boat is a bit more watertight. The bridges will be open, why risk life and limb paddling across the Forth? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 1 minute ago, Zen Archer said: The bridges will be open, why risk life and limb paddling across the Forth? I'm not a fan of this "risk life and limb" phrase. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 Does anyone know much about boats? I'm going out on an inflatable kayak on the Forth on Monday. I don't want to appear soft but I've heard of folk drowning, needing life jackets etc. I don't think my pal has much in the way of PPE. Lot of pish. Just take flippers and goggles. Worst comes to it, swim back to land. Sorted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 4 minutes ago, NorthernJambo said: Lot of pish. Just take flippers and goggles. Worst comes to it, swim back to land. Sorted. Thanks for the reassurance. I've been overboard in the Med, done loony dooks in the Forth and lived to tell the tale. Providing we don't get run over by a tanker we should be fine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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