Shandon Par Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 9 minutes ago, throbber said: Rephrase this please. I think the phrase we're looking for is banned on here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 A genuine typo by missus or should I be concerned? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 On 24 October 2016 at 10:52, Honest Saints Fan said: No it's fucking annoying and it's something the cold toast eater does. Well now I have every excuse for this because she has ripped the holder off the toilet wall in what I can only assume was a head's gone fit of rage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 A genuine typo by missus or should I be concerned? I'll be away once I've finished. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 1 minute ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: I'll be away once I've finished. No rush - I'll be working until about 7pm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 No rush - I'll be working until about 7pm Can you bring in a few ketchup sandwiches. I'm always hungry afterwards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 Just now, Bobby Skidmarks said: Can you bring in a few ketchup sandwiches. I'm always hungry afterwards. No bother - we're out of ketchup so I need to grab some. The ketchup has been going down awfully fast. Oh god, surely not philpy too? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 No bother - we're out of ketchup so I need to grab some. The ketchup has been going down awfully fast. Oh god, surely not philpy too? I did see some ruined trainers on the doorstep as I came in, he might have left out the window.Sorry mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 17 minutes ago, 8MileBU said: If, for no particular reason she's telling you the bin's still there, then she's definitely getting pumped by Philpy. Alternatively it may have been bin-tipping levels of windy in your area? If not, she's definitely getting pumped. Bin out in street = come in and pump me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 Just now, Shandon Par said: Bin out in street = come in and pump me. I think I'd prefer your wife. Thanks all the same. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 19 minutes ago, 8MileBU said: If, for no particular reason she's telling you the bin's still there, then she's definitely getting pumped by Philpy. Alternatively it may have been bin-tipping levels of windy in your area? If not, she's definitely getting pumped. Njord 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 Just now, Sergeant Wilson said: I think I'd prefer your wife. Thanks all the same. You're so old fashioned. Her spelling is shocking, or she is full of Freudian slips.. She just locked herself out so had to take refuge with a neighbour while I popped home and kicked the door in. Love kicking in doors. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 1 hour ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: I'll be away once I've finished. Five seconds later... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 Just now, GordonD said: Five seconds later... I wasn't there for the romance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Has smoking in taxis ever been considered a normal or acceptable thing to do? I seem to remember people smoking on the old GNER trains, and I'm fairly sure I've seen ashtrays in the back of bus seats but I can't imagine it being okay to do so in a taxi. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 21 minutes ago, Aidan said: Has smoking in taxis ever been considered a normal or acceptable thing to do? I seem to remember people smoking on the old GNER trains, and I'm fairly sure I've seen ashtrays in the back of bus seats but I can't imagine it being okay to do so in a taxi. Certainly in London cabs it was commonplace. Now and then you'd get a cabbie who objected but most didn't. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrmad Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 48 minutes ago, Aidan said: Has smoking in taxis ever been considered a normal or acceptable thing to do? I seem to remember people smoking on the old GNER trains, and I'm fairly sure I've seen ashtrays in the back of bus seats but I can't imagine it being okay to do so in a taxi. It was only the knobs or the blootered that weren't allowed to smoke in most at one time. There were not many no go places for smoking a couple of decades ago, I remember being allowed to smoke in bed at the old County Hospital in Ayr circa 1989. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Wasn't on P&B much over the weekend, just looking to confirm the worst poster and worst things you've see posted have just turned in to weird, inevitable slagging matches and the petty things thread is now a local pub thread? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 2 hours ago, NorthernJambo said: Wasn't on P&B much over the weekend, just looking to confirm the worst poster and worst things you've see posted have just turned in to weird, inevitable slagging matches and the petty things thread is now a local pub thread? It's like the class misbehaving when the teacher is out of the room. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 13 hours ago, ayrmad said: It was only the knobs or the blootered that weren't allowed to smoke in most at one time. There were not many no go places for smoking a couple of decades ago, I remember being allowed to smoke in bed at the old County Hospital in Ayr circa 1989. There's a restaurant in Fife I go to when I'm passing through and the owner still berates me for setting fire to one of his tablecloths when you could still smoke in there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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