forehead7 Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 No problem here. I'm using adblocker though. I'd assume it's a problem with the advert. This man's cracked it. Problem seems to have been solved with the add on 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraser Fyvie Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 If one wakes up at 1pm, what time can they expect to get to sleep at the following night? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 If one wakes up at 1pm, what time can they expect to get to sleep at the following night? Plenty drink should see you tucked up early. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditots Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 The gap in the page has been happening quite a lot recently, it's just a bit annoying. Has Lichtie caused a rift in the Pie and Bovril continuum or is it a case of my browser being a piece of shit? Same thing happening to me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 Men wearing fake tan, looking after your appearance or just gay as fook? The only reason I ask is that a burd I know is organising a big night out, but she's calling it a "fake tan" night. On one hand it would improve my pasty face, but if it lasted more than one day anyone that knows me would notice straight away and no doubt call me a huge bentshot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 Men wearing fake tan, looking after your appearance or just gay as fook? The only reason I ask is that a burd I know is organising a big night out, but she's calling it a "fake tan" night. On one hand it would improve my pasty face, but if it lasted more than one day anyone that knows me would notice straight away and no doubt call me a huge bentshot. Definetly one for those that like to ride the chocolate speedway!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 Men wearing fake tan, looking after your appearance or just gay as fook? The only reason I ask is that a burd I know is organising a big night out, but she's calling it a "fake tan" night. On one hand it would improve my pasty face, but if it lasted more than one day anyone that knows me would notice straight away and no doubt call me a huge bentshot. Don't do it. The only thing worse than Tangowoman is Tangoman. Dale Winton, David Dickinson, Tommy Sheridan. Need I say more? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 Definetly one for those that like to ride the chocolate speedway!!!! It's funny because where I used to work all the younger blokes that worked there were a lot more the wannabe lad type than my mates, yet it was them that all went to tanning salons. Don't do it. The only thing worse than Tangowoman is Tangoman. Dale Winton, David Dickinson, Tommy Sheridan. Need I say more? I wouldn't mind on the night, because everyone I know there will know the reason why my face looks like that. Problem is I'm sure it stays for a while, and saying "honestly, I look like this because I went to a fake tan themed night out" would probably be like saying "I slipped on the courgette and it got stuck in my arsepipe, honestly". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 I wouldn't mind on the night, because everyone I know there will know the reason why my face looks like that. Problem is I'm sure it stays for a while, and saying "honestly, I look like this because I went to a fake tan themed night out" would probably be like saying "I slipped on the courgette and it got stuck in my arsepipe, honestly". You know you see those girls about with patchy orange faces? There's one of two reasons for that. Either it's crap tan and badly applied, thus looks shit, or it's tan that's wearing off but they haven't topped up yet and looks shit. You can combat the first with a lot of preparatory work - exfoliating and moisturising, very girly stuff - but the second you just have to live through. On top of all that, I think I may have mentioned, men with fake tans look awful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 You know you see those girls about with patchy orange faces? There's one of two reasons for that. Either it's crap tan and badly applied, thus looks shit, or it's tan that's wearing off but they haven't topped up yet and looks shit. You can combat the first with a lot of preparatory work - exfoliating and moisturising, very girly stuff - but the second you just have to live through. On top of all that, I think I may have mentioned, men with fake tans look awful. Swampy's avatar highlights your opinion perfectly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 Been watching the fantastic 'Banged Up Abroad' Series on YouTube and it got me thinking: instead of trying to smuggle drugs through airports, wouldn't be easier to just get a private helicopter to do it? The sort of money flying about (pardon pun) in the drug game would surely pay for it. Also, if someone offered you to do it, would you be capable? Depending on the volume of drugs you're trying to smuggle you could get up to 10 years I think it is if caught. A couple of episodes in the series shows them being caught by sheer luck (one off search for trainee experience, one innocent touch by a guard showing him where the plane was etc) The crunch I suppose was that almost all of them were in South American or Asian countries and that's where you'd do the porridge. I don't think I could do it unless it was for colosal amounts of money. Ie 6 figures. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 Learning to drive now and looking to buy a car, what are some options for a good first car? -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 (edited) Been watching the fantastic 'Banged Up Abroad' Series on YouTube and it got me thinking: instead of trying to smuggle drugs through airports, wouldn't be easier to just get a private helicopter to do it? The sort of money flying about (pardon pun) in the drug game would surely pay for it. Also, if someone offered you to do it, would you be capable? Depending on the volume of drugs you're trying to smuggle you could get up to 10 years I think it is if caught. A couple of episodes in the series shows them being caught by sheer luck (one off search for trainee experience, one innocent touch by a guard showing him where the plane was etc) The crunch I suppose was that almost all of them were in South American or Asian countries and that's where you'd do the porridge. I don't think I could do it unless it was for colosal amounts of money. Ie 6 figures. Helicopters are easy to track Edited July 17, 2011 by doulikefish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 Learning to drive now and looking to buy a car, what are some options for a good first car? Click here 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 (edited) After reading through one of the topics on GN today, and it got round to the "resignation" stuff, could someone point me in the direction of the infamous "Vandetta" thread? You know, the one with Law Stud (I think) against ThunderMonkey. Edited because I am hopeless at using the search function. Edited July 18, 2011 by ffcsam 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 After reading through one of the topics on GN today, and it got round to the "resignation" stuff, could someone point me in the direction of the infamous "Vandetta" thread? You know, the one with Law Stud (I think) against ThunderMonkey. Edited because I am hopeless at using the search function. My link 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Cheers Jimmy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Cheers Jimmy. Nae bother. Ya Falkirk diddy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Nae bother. Ya Falkirk diddy I laughed cos it's true 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 Anybody know the best way to clean fabric/canvas trainers? Usually if i stick them in the washing machine, they end up that kinda yellow colour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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