The_Kincardine Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Mate...AH DID IT. Got into Heathrow and they started to let first class off the plane first. Someone saw I was clearly exasperated and said "Are you in a rush?". They waved me forward and I flew past them. I was now running through Heathrow following the signs. Waited for a while in the que for the border. Started to get a bit worried here, especially when people weren't paying attention to go and hand their passport over. I even barked at some young italian guy to GO and get checked. Next it was off to the baggage reclaim. I ended up at a train line. I had to get a fucking train to get my luggage. Could not believe it. Got my luggage and somehow manage to get a bus 15 minutes earlier than the one I booked. Got to Gatwick, hurried to the check in point (I took you advice to check in online) and sent my luggage on its way. Apparently I still had a good 20 mins to check in too. My ticket also entitled me to the V.I.P lounge. I decided not to go because I was reeking of b.o, had a shitty little beard and was dressed in a full adidas outfit. A genuine bum. I got a seat outside my gate with all the smartly dressed suits returning from a hard days work in London taaaannn. It feels good to be home. Thanks again for your help. Fucking brilliant. Great post and well done in making it, even if you were sweating like a pig. Next time you're in London give me a shout and I'll buy you a few beers. How was Canada? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 Fucking brilliant. Great post and well done in making it, even if you were sweating like a pig. Next time you're in London give me a shout and I'll buy you a few beers. How was Canada? Cheers bud. Haha, yeah I'll definitely give you a heads up! Canada was simply incredible. The best summer I've ever had. I'll be back there again one day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 (edited) This is a bit random and specialised but here goes: Have any Weegieland residents ever been to the Cleave's Cove cave near Dalry at all? Just wondering if it's still a proper wee cave or just some North Ayrshire ned's wee secret drinking den now filled with broken bits of Buckfast bottle. Edited September 9, 2013 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peeeel Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 (edited) I'm not 100% sure here, but can some1 help here. . . If a smoke bomb is set off during a football match, who is liable the club or the fans in question? Edited September 12, 2013 by peeeel 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 If a tin whistle is made of tin, what is a fog horn made of? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 I'm not 100% sure here, but can some help here. . . If a smoke bomb is set off during a football match, who is liable the club or the fans in question? Both, the club gets fined and the fans get banned or something else. I think. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 If a tin whistle is made of tin, what is a fog horn made of? Fog, obviously. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Fog, obviously. Thank you, that clears that up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Thank you, that clears that up. There's a pun somewhere in that.. Think the fog is making it hard to see. I'll get my coat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 There's a pun somewhere in that.. Think the fog is making it hard to see. I'll get my coat. I must be thick, I can't see it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peeeel Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Both, the club gets fined and the fans get banned or something else. I think. Both. The fan can be arrested and charged, the club can be fined by the authorities (SPFL) ETA : Keeper got there first. Cheers lads, one of the rowdy Arabs bunch have planned to buy smoke bombs for a game in Aberdeen, I have warned them that they face a football banning order and I just wanted to confirm the club will also face action before going loco. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 I must be thick, I can't see it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Cheers lads, one of the rowdy Arabs bunch have planned to buy smoke bombs for a game in Aberdeen, I have warned them that they face a football banning order and I just wanted to confirm the club will also face action before going loco. Let them off on the train or bus up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Am I the only person incapable of covering my pin with one hand and typing it with the other (as the One Show advised me to do)? I just make an utter horses arse of the thing, meaning that skimmers not only get my PIN, but also a good laugh out of it too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Haar haar, that made me laugh. I feel daft though, I mist it completely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banterman86 Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Need a suggestion for a cheap(ish) hotel in or around edinburgh city centre with parking - anyone help? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Need a suggestion for a cheap(ish) hotel in or around edinburgh city centre with parking - anyone help? http://www.travelodge.co.uk/hotels/205/Edinburgh-Central-hotel 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 I must be thick, I can't see it. It's a mistery to me too! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 It's a mistery to me too! Keep out of it, you're clouding the issue. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambie's Pigeon Feed Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 If you go to Helsinki go to the sea fort thing. Tallinn is brilliant, one of the nicest cities I've been in ever, just a really nice old city. Make sure to go to the place that just sells pancakes. Riga is quality as well, different kind of nice but I thought the old town was quality with great squares to spend all night in. You might as well shoot guns in the nuclear bunker just cause you can. Eat Hezburger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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