~~~ Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 Really? My pie barely noticed tbh. Like a wizards sleeve 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 Really? My pie barely noticed tbh. Yer arse did tho on that toilet. Like a clowns pocket I would imagine!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 She completely ragdolled you last night. I like you! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 My pie is fine thanks. Not sure about redheads, though. All good on the pie front here... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 All good on the pie front here...Pics or GTF. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 Trying to tell us something? I'm not actually a natural redhead but cheers for clip. I thought you would have tried redtube instead... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 I'm not actually a natural redhead.. You never know what's in a pie these days.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 (edited) Trying to tell us something? I'm not actually a natural redhead but cheers for clip. I thought you would have tried redtube instead... ^^^ Edited June 13, 2015 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 (edited) ^^^Is that a pic of your "weekend look" then sarge? I could only dream of looking that gorgeous!!ETA: can't quote the actual pic as on phone Edited June 13, 2015 by Redhead81 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 Is that a pic of your "weekend look" then sarge? I could only dream of looking that gorgeous!! That isn't a fake red nose, Sergeant Wilson drinks bottles of sherry under a bridge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 That isn't a fake red nose, Sergeant Wilson drinks bottles of sherry under a bridge. Ach well.... Don't we all?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 That isn't a fake red nose, Sergeant Wilson drinks bottles of sherry under a bridge.you suggesting he's a troll? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 you suggesting he's a troll? Nah he's just a Jakeball. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 What's on today / this weekend that's making all the roads from Dundee to Glasgow unusually busy? RHS at Edinburgh I know, but can't see how that would be the reason. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 What's on today / this weekend that's making all the roads from Dundee to Glasgow unusually busy? RHS at Edinburgh I know, but can't see how that would be the reason. Glasgow Mothercare having a 75% off day? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 I keep seeing reference to it, and I hope I don't regret asking this, but: Did the poster 8MileBU actually fling a jobby once upon a time? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 Everyone loves a jobby prank or a footballing jobby story! I can think of at least 3! Though the latter two are football-jobby-revenge stories lol! 1 - Playing against Addiewell Amateurs at their park about 5 year ago, they had this huge eared, ugly, muppet who was trying to be the hard man until a pathetic attempt of slide tackle saw him skinned, took him over the touch line, through a pile of dog sh*t that can only have been produced by a Labrador or larger dog. He then got up, shit all over his arm, hand and side of his light blue strip, watched a cross go in, a header put us 3-1 up, then got the worst barrage of laughter & ridiculing from everyone before demanding to be substituted, throwing top away and pissing-off home!! Big Ears The Muppet if you ever read this... G.I.R.F.U.Y ya f@nny!!! 2 - Team mate pissed over another team mate in showers after game. The pisser is quite a hairy fella. While the pisser was washing his hair, the pissed-upon proceeded to pick a nasty big winnit out his arse crack, waited til the pisser was walking out the showers then flicked it onto his back lol! 3 - Walking back to changing rooms after a game, hear my name shouted just behind me. So I turned round, heard 'Hows yer touch!!!??' Before taking a ball full in the nuts from about 5 feet away! Queue laughter from all! So into the changing rooms, and into the showers, which were individual cubicles. While behind the door, I squeezed out a decent enough sized jobby for not-really-needing, opened door, shouted 'Hows yet touch!!!??' and threw the turd at the offender, hitting his ponsy pink YSL shirt, leaving a decent brown skid on the shirt and a decent landing mark on his towel!!! Mick B if you read this... G.I.R.F.U.Y mate! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 34 years old. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 Imagine sitting getting drunk with your mates and deciding that creating a story about flinging shite then posting it on an Internet forum is an appropriate way to spend your time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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