Sergeant Wilson Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 Cheers bud, but too late, I'm already covered in treacle.You tart! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 You tart!^^^half-baked pun 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 Have you thought of challenging the leader to a square go?Ho wasp cunto, 12 Ruel Street, bring yer queen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 If it's quite small and easily accessible get yourself a broomhandle and a can of wasp nest destroyer (as above). Poke a hole in the nest an inch or so deep, completely cover it in the foam from the can then shut the shed door with the Broom handle. Job done. Leave it at least 24 hours before you open the shed, repeat if necessary. I think setting fire to the shed is preferable to this, if I'm honest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 I'm also an ex-wasp controller, and i reckon edinreekie should smear himself in treacle before slapping the nest and calling them all c*nts. That should do it. Why "ex" ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 Get as close as you can to the nest then repeatedly blast a foghorn at it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddieInDundee Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 Anyone know the best way to go about advertising for flatmates? The guy I was meant to be moving in with managed to fail his 3rd year uni exams and didn't get back in on appeal. Everyone I know from being at uni up here has now graduated and gone off to pastures new. I'd rather drink my own semen than share with someone from work. Selfish. b*****ds. So aye I need to find someone within a month. I've looked online and there's sites that advertise this sort of thing. I'd prefer to avoid those sort of ads as I'd probably be lumbered with some creepy Colombian. Thank you in advance! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddieInDundee Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 Personal experience? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 Why "ex" ? Have you not read my methods? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 Have you thought of challenging the leader to a square go? Just pictured a scrap between EIR and the Alloa man wasp thing from their badge there Found it funnier than I should have 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 Anyone know the best way to go about advertising for flatmates? The guy I was meant to be moving in with managed to fail his 3rd year uni exams and didn't get back in on appeal. Everyone I know from being at uni up here has now graduated and gone off to pastures new. I'd rather drink my own semen than share with someone from work. Selfish. b*****ds. So aye I need to find someone within a month. I've looked online and there's sites that advertise this sort of thing. I'd prefer to avoid those sort of ads as I'd probably be lumbered with some creepy Colombian. Thank you in advance! Take it the flatmates you've had before have been people you've already known from Uni? What's the situation aswell? Were you both supposed to be moving into someone else's flat I take it and you're now needing someone to stay with you and pay his share, or was it his flat and are you now looking like you might be homeless? Gumtree/SpareRoom/easyroommate look your best bet. When I've been noseying at what kind of money I can expect to get from a flatmate I've also seen adverts posted on studentroom. Best of luck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 (edited) Why "ex" ?Because there are old wasp exterminators and there are bold wasp exterminators, but there are no old, bold wasp exterminators. Edited June 26, 2015 by KnightswoodBear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 Why "ex" ?Because he keeps giving trade secrets away on internet forum so everyone is doing it themselves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 Anyone know the best way to go about advertising for flatmates? The guy I was meant to be moving in with managed to fail his 3rd year uni exams and didn't get back in on appeal. Everyone I know from being at uni up here has now graduated and gone off to pastures new. I'd rather drink my own semen than share with someone from work. Selfish. b*****ds. So aye I need to find someone within a month. I've looked online and there's sites that advertise this sort of thing. I'd prefer to avoid those sort of ads as I'd probably be lumbered with some creepy Colombian. Thank you in advance! Are you at uni? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddieInDundee Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 No, sorry. PM 1320Lichtie, he's moving to Dundee soon (I think he's said that?!) and may want to share a flat with a bearded weegie. I don't think he could imagine anything better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddieInDundee Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 Are you at uni? Not anymore, now working full time in the city of opportunities. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 Cheers bud, but too late, I'm already covered in treacle. "Mrs. Endieinreekie, have you got any treacle?" "Yes, yes we do" "Then treacle me up woman" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 Not anymore, now working full time in the city of opportunities. Then Gumtree is probably your best bet. And yes, I do speak from experience. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 Any good ideas for a good present for a guy's 21st, ideally something they can keep for life? Price isn't too much of an issue. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 Breast implants. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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