jagfox Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 You all need to get a brake from all these puns... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 Better tread carefully or wheel tyre and exhaust the possibilities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 Not mentioning any names, but I heard a P&B member called an Escort service and went out with a female Rangers fan. Could be said , she was a Bluebird. She hadn't shaved for a while and was a bit Mitsubishi down below. Her breath was so bad, he had to give her a Polo before he'd kiss her. None the less,they had a good night out at a Jazz club and at the end of the night, he did Triumph and got his big end away!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 It would servo you all right if you received lengthy autobahns for this nonsense, you deserve to get drummed out and hopefully you will contemplate your errors during the brake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 Not mentioning any names, but I heard a P&B member called an Escort service and went out with a female Rangers fan. Could be said , she was a Bluebird. She hadn't shaved for a while and was a bit Mitsubishi down below. Her breath was so bad, he had to give her a Polo before he'd kiss her. None the less,they had a good night out at a Jazz club and at the end of the night, he did Triumph and got his big end away!! A clutch of bad puns there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 Not mentioning any names, but I heard a P&B member called an Escort service and went out with a female Rangers fan. Could be said , she was a Bluebird. She hadn't shaved for a while and was a bit Mitsubishi down below. Her breath was so bad, he had to give her a Polo before he'd kiss her. None the less,they had a good night out at a Jazz club and at the end of the night, he did Triumph and got his big end away!! Kia's a brake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 Kia's a brake. I'm no gonny Dodge the issue Phoenix You can make as many Jeep jokes and threats as you want, I'm no Fiat from you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 Not mentioning any names, but I heard a P&B member called an Escort service and went out with a female Rangers fan. Could be said , she was a Bluebird. She hadn't shaved for a while and was a bit Mitsubishi down below. Her breath was so bad, he had to give her a Polo before he'd kiss her. None the less,they had a good night out at a Jazz club and at the end of the night, he did Triumph and got his big end away!! ^^^^^^^cylinder heads gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaffenThinMint Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 I'm no gonny Dodge the issue Phoenix You can make as many Jeep jokes and threats as you want, I'm no Fiat from you He's having a real Hummer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 I'm no gonny Dodge the issue Phoenix You can make as many Jeep jokes and threats as you want, I'm no Fiat from you Focus Nade, it'll be no Fiesta even if you had KaKa on you're side. Anyway isn't it today you have your annual Abarth Auris that not Yeti? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 He's having a real Hummer. He Cadillacs any class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 How Mini more motoring puns can there possibly be? There can't be a lorry them left surely? They're driving me DAFt. There's 1000's Morris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaffenThinMint Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 How Mini more motoring puns can there possibly be? There can't be a lorry them left surely? They're driving me DAFt. ^ ^ ^ ^ Verge of tears. There's 1000's Morris. ^ ^ ^ ^ Swing and demist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 How Mini more motoring puns can there possibly be? There can't be a lorry them left surely? They're driving me DAFt. Very hard to a-Porsche-ion just how many more but if we're as Smart as I think we are, it could go on Audi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaffenThinMint Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 Very hard to a-Porsche-ion just how many more but if we're as Smart as I think we are, it could go on Audi. ^ ^ ^ ^ Boxster office post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 This is getting ex-austin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 This is getting ex-austin. Bless, sunbeam! Have a couple of rolls.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 Bless, sunbeam! Have a couple of rolls.. I feel as if I'm at the bottom of a steep Hill man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 I feel as if I'm at the bottom of a steep Hill man Pull your socks up you wee imp! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 Pull your socks up you wee imp! I will. Ta, ta very much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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