Njord Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 On a scale of 1 to 10 , that's a terrible effort grimbai. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDcups Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 My 2day old car broke down, I'm fucking raging. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 My 2day old car broke down, I'm fucking raging. Heaters on full. Windows down. Aggressive eye contact. Lots of fingering. (Optional) A jet of hot pish. You're welcome. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDcups Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Heaters on full. Windows down. Aggressive eye contact. Lots of fingering. (Optional) A jet of hot pish. You're welcome. The car won't even turn on to get the heaters on and windows down, I would look a tool doing all that with the windows up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 The car won't even turn on to get the heaters on and windows down, I would look a tool doing all that with the windows up. Steps 3-5 til you can then! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDcups Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Steps 3-5 til you can then! Anyone in particular I should aim for? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Anyone in particular I should aim for? What sort of a twisted c**t are you? It's your car that's broke. It's the car you should be aiming for. Honestly, do you think staring out an innocent passer by, ramming your digits in them and then scalding them with a a urine laser is gonna get your motor going? NO, it'll get you noticed, that's for sure, but it's not gonna get your car going. Are you that fucking stupid? Fucking hell. Who should I be aiming for? You're no right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDcups Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 What sort of a twisted c**t are you? It's your car that's broke. It's the car you should be aiming for. Honestly, do you think staring out an innocent passer by, ramming your digits in them and then scalding them with a a urine laser is gonna get your motor going? NO, it'll get you noticed, that's for sure, but it's not gonna get your car going. Are you that fucking stupid? Fucking hell. Who should I be aiming for? You're no right. The car is stuck in a sheltered housing complex so it will only be oldies and carers Ive already leathered the car I don't think piss will help. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 The car is stuck in a sheltered housing complex so it will only be oldies and carers Ive already leathered the car I don't think piss will help. You asked for advice. I've given it to you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 The car won't even turn on to get the heaters on and windows down, I would look a tool doing all that with the windows up. Have you tried charging the battery ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sureiknow Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 The car is stuck in a sheltered housing complex so it will only be oldies and carers Ive already leathered the car I don't think piss will help. The old Ladies might enjoy a bit of fingering. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 I can feel one of my turns coming on. You wear the crown at the mo Deesy Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 You wear the crown at the mo Deesy Grimbo All joking aside, Grimey. I'm losing my shit here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 All joking aside, Grimey. I'm losing my shit here.^^^We know a thread for that sort of pish Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 ^^^ We know a thread for that sort of pish Grimbo Link please. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 My 1 week old has just farted an absolute dillion whilst he's being fed by his mum. In her own words "this is what evil tastes like". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Link please. I'm shit (no pun intended) at posting links from my phone, can you hang on until I get hame about 4.30? Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 I'm shit (no pun intended) at posting links from my phone, can you hang on until I get hame about 4.30? Grimbo Nut, I've got some serious smashing up to do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 (edited) Is it on Sky Sports? He beat Philipy pal in the semi Just noticed Mozza - good luck post. groving c**t. Biggie ffs when this going to happen, I've got flights to catch Edited December 23, 2015 by SlipperyP 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 He beat Philipy pal in the semi Just noticed Mozza - good luck post. groving c**t. Biggie ffs when this going to happen, I've got flights to catch Keep up Slips, Biggie went off to a Taoist Monastery after losing against Oh Philpy's paedo pals semi. It's all above. You know a day is a long time in P&Bland Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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